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May 24th 10, 07:36 PM
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OT.. Monday's Pun.
Two highways were having a drink in a bar when a piece of pink tarmac
walked in. The highways dropped to the floor and cowered under the table. The pink tarmac had a drink and then left. The highways got up and resumed drinking. “Why did you guys hide from that piece of tarmac?” the bartender asked. A highway was quick to respond, “Are you kidding? That guy’s a cycle path!” 
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May 26th 10, 03:16 AM
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OT.. Monday's Pun.
This one took me a while :-(
Edna "Gillian Murray" wrote in message ... Two highways were having a drink in a bar when a piece of pink tarmac walked in. The highways dropped to the floor and cowered under the table. The pink tarmac had a drink and then left. The highways got up and resumed drinking. “Why did you guys hide from that piece of tarmac?” the bartender asked. A highway was quick to respond, “Are you kidding? That guy’s a cycle path!”
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May 26th 10, 04:43 PM
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OT.. Monday's Pun.
On May 24, 1:36*pm, Gillian Murray wrote:
Two highways were having a drink in a bar when a piece of pink tarmac walked in. The highways dropped to the floor and cowered under the table. The pink tarmac had a drink and then left. The highways got up and resumed drinking. “Why did you guys hide from that piece of tarmac?” the bartender asked. A highway was quick to respond, “Are you kidding? That guy’s a cycle path!” PHWAP! Gilliannnnnn!
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