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Old June 17th 05, 04:15 PM
Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:36:55 +0100, Phil Kyle
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:47:37 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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I've read it already, AFAIC it doesn't state who is responsible for
the mandatory headers. Though I did a little experiment and it
looks like if you omit them then the server slaps one on itself. So
either is the answer. FASCINATING!!!!!!!!!1111111

I read that as "the server slaps itself".


Prevert!

Is that a pervert who has a premature ejaculation problem?



Yes. My friend says.


Your "friend" eh? Hmmm....


YES!

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  #52  
Old June 17th 05, 04:15 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:36:02 +0100, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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Now that's just plain silly.



Well, I was hungry. I might try some. Just to see if I like it now.

Now that's also just plain silly.


I seem to recall likeing the crunchy one but not the smooth one, or
was it the other way around.


Now that's /also/ just plain silly.


Why are you slashing?



He's taking the ****.

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Old June 17th 05, 04:15 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:37:22 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:48:13 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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I have some too. I hate the stuff tho.

Now that's just plain silly.



Well, I was hungry. I might try some. Just to see if I like it now.

Now that's also just plain silly.


I seem to recall likeing the crunchy one but not the smooth one, or was
it the other way around.


They taste the same. Just different textures.


Yeah, exactly. One is kind of horrible and dry-ish.

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Old June 17th 05, 04:16 PM
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: Hmmm . . . I got peanut butter in mine.
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I could live on peanutbutter and chocolate.



Wouldn't your feet get sticky?

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Old June 17th 05, 04:17 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:40:32 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:51:53 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:06:54 +0100, Phil Kyle
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If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a
trace of something or other in it.

the troble with modern medicine is people with problems like this no
longer die off. They're ****ing up evolution.


LOL! You heartless *******.

Correct. Survival of the fittest and all that.


Are you fit?


Fitter than an allergic person.


They're not related though.


Anyway most allergies are probably because
people are so anal about hygiene, people never build up a sensible
immune system so it goes nuts (er, scuse the pun).

Are you trying to say you never wash?


I mean hygiene as in dettol and bleaching everything in sight, not so
much personal hygiene.


I know someone like that. He actually jetwashes wheelie bins.


I actually LOLed when I read that, for some reason.

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Old June 17th 05, 04:40 PM
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:15:03 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:36:25 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:47:13 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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I suppose it depends on how the server is set up. Maybe some want all
of the mandatory headers and others aren't quite so fussy.

Plusnet also appears to have a broken mail server. I often receive
spam which is truncated - I get only 4 headers and no body. The
plusnet mail server does not insert its received line, I think due to
a naughty square bracket inserted intentionally or unintentionally by
the spammer.
Unfortunately it's so ****ed up I cannot be sure who sent it.


Don't start that billion character line length ****!


Get with the times you old fogey. I'm surprised you even know what a
supermarket is.




Are supermarkets new?


Same time scale as the 80 char thing.

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Old June 17th 05, 04:40 PM
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:15:13 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:36:55 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:47:37 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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Prevert!

Is that a pervert who has a premature ejaculation problem?



Yes. My friend says.


Your "friend" eh? Hmmm....


YES!


Right.....

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Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each other. Needing to arise early the following morning, Mr. Smith left a note on his wife's bedside table that said "Wake me at six."
An exasperated Mr. Smith awoke at ten the following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed to see a note on his bedside table:
"It's six, you bum! Get out of bed!"
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Old June 17th 05, 04:41 PM
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:15:27 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:36:02 +0100, ah wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:48:13 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Now that's also just plain silly.


I seem to recall likeing the crunchy one but not the smooth one, or
was it the other way around.

Now that's /also/ just plain silly.


Why are you slashing?



He's taking the ****.


Why do people TAKE a **** or TAKE a ****? Surely you are supposed to get rid of it?

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Old June 17th 05, 04:42 PM
Peter Hucker
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:15:47 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:37:22 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:48:13 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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Well, I was hungry. I might try some. Just to see if I like it now.

Now that's also just plain silly.


I seem to recall likeing the crunchy one but not the smooth one, or was
it the other way around.


They taste the same. Just different textures.


Yeah, exactly. One is kind of horrible and dry-ish.


Now, which of these words would you associate with dry? "smooth", "crunchy"

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Old June 17th 05, 04:42 PM
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:16:13 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Shortcake" verbally sodomised in
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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: "Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
: news :
: On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 00:36:04 +0100, Phil Kyle
: wrote:
:
: "Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
: news :
: On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 01:32:35 +0100, Phil Kyle
: wrote:
:
: ah verbally sodomised in
: news:KVJre.11141$9a1.2788@trnddc01:
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: Phil Kyle wrote:
: "Shortcake" verbally sodomised in
: :
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: snip
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: Took the words right out of my keyboard.
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: Hmmm . . . I got peanut butter in mine.
:
: What's your secret?
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: I only eat peanut butter in a vacuum.
:
: Do NOT mention peanut butter.
:
:
: Why not?
:
: You made me have to go get some.
:
:
: I have some too. I hate the stuff tho.


I could live on peanutbutter and chocolate.



Wouldn't your feet get sticky?


And other parts of the anatomy when she lies down.



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http://www.petersphotos.com

For the really paranoid who want to destroy data there's nothing like taking the lid off the disk drive and rearranging the sectors with a hammer.
 




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