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  #101  
Old June 18th 05, 04:35 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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Neither, otherwise they'd be called dry.

FFS. Which substance is more likely to be dry? A rough one or a
smooth one?


Neither. They could be either dry or not.

Let's take an example.

A rough dry stretch of tarmac. Safe to drive on.

A smooth wet slippery stretch of tarmac - unsafe to drive on.



Thats balls, obviously a smooth *wet* slippery streatch of tarmac is
not going to be dry. Smooth is not the same as wet.


Wet things are usually smooth, that's what I'm getting at.



Well smooth peanut butter is not wet.

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  #102  
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 21:10:31 +0100, Shortcake wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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: : I have some too. I hate the stuff tho.
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: I could live on peanutbutter and chocolate.
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: Wouldn't your feet get sticky?
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: And other parts of the anatomy when she lies down.

Pervert !!~

Who isn't?


The Pope.


Yes he is.


How so? Unless you consider wearing a dress to be perverted.

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  #103  
Old June 18th 05, 04:36 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:08:25 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Yes, that might be it. I can imagine the wheely bin being blown all
over by a jetwash.

It's just stupid cleaning a refuse receptacle. He'll be polishing
the drains next.


I hope that's not a euphemism.

For what?


Polishing the drains, use your loaf.


Dunno what you're on about.


Polishing your drains FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!!

I hope that **** god doesn't reply again.


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  #104  
Old June 18th 05, 04:46 PM
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:35:17 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:06:34 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Which is?

300%.


That's ridiculous.


Why?




Because it's a stupidly large margin of error.


It depends on what you're talking about.

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  #105  
Old June 18th 05, 04:46 PM
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:35:42 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:07:59 +0100, Phil Kyle
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 20:21:52 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Neither. They could be either dry or not.

Let's take an example.

A rough dry stretch of tarmac. Safe to drive on.

A smooth wet slippery stretch of tarmac - unsafe to drive on.



Thats balls, obviously a smooth *wet* slippery streatch of tarmac is
not going to be dry. Smooth is not the same as wet.


Wet things are usually smooth, that's what I'm getting at.



Well smooth peanut butter is not wet.


Of course it is. Leave some out for 48 hours and see what it goes like when it's dry.

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Old June 18th 05, 04:47 PM
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:36:04 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:08:07 +0100, Phil Kyle
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 21:10:31 +0100, Shortcake wrote:

Pervert !!~

Who isn't?


The Pope.


Yes he is.


How so?


Well he's different from the normal - ergo he is perverted.

Unless you consider wearing a dress to be perverted.


Well duh!

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Old June 18th 05, 04:47 PM
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:36:37 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:08:25 +0100, Phil Kyle
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 20:22:25 +0100, Phil Kyle
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I hope that's not a euphemism.

For what?


Polishing the drains, use your loaf.


Dunno what you're on about.


Polishing your drains FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!!

I hope that **** god doesn't reply again.


Is this a well known phrase or saying?

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  #108  
Old June 18th 05, 05:10 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:35:17 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:06:34 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 20:19:53 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Which is?

300%.


That's ridiculous.

Why?




Because it's a stupidly large margin of error.


It depends on what you're talking about.


No it doesn't.

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  #109  
Old June 18th 05, 05:10 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:35:42 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:07:59 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 20:21:52 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Neither. They could be either dry or not.

Let's take an example.

A rough dry stretch of tarmac. Safe to drive on.

A smooth wet slippery stretch of tarmac - unsafe to drive on.



Thats balls, obviously a smooth *wet* slippery streatch of tarmac is
not going to be dry. Smooth is not the same as wet.

Wet things are usually smooth, that's what I'm getting at.



Well smooth peanut butter is not wet.


Of course it is. Leave some out for 48 hours and see what it goes like
when it's dry.


Dry smooth peanut butter.

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Old June 18th 05, 05:11 PM
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 16:36:04 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:08:07 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 21:10:31 +0100, Shortcake wrote:

Pervert !!~

Who isn't?


The Pope.

Yes he is.


How so?


Well he's different from the normal - ergo he is perverted.


That depends what you mean by normal. He's normal to catholics, probably.

Unless you consider wearing a dress to be perverted.


Well duh!


Even women?

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