OT - TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

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5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

Every single guy who works here in the paint store understands the
difference between those colors. Now if you had said *cares* about the
difference, well that's different matter! LOL

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5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.


Every single guy who works here in the paint store understands the
difference between those colors. Now if you had said *cares* about the
difference, well that's different matter! LOL


Frankly, I don't know the difference. Nor do I care.

-georg

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10. Cats' facial expressions.

Too true

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

But of course!

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

Diets, that's why!

7. Fat clothes.

I'm currently IN my fat clothes, and they're too tight!

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

I dunno. I got a speeding ticket in Arizona going 86 in a 75. I thought
that telling the officer about the two kids who threw up in the back seat
would get me off, but he didn't care.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

Who doesn't know that??

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

It keeps the ends even instead of split.

3. Eyelash curlers.

Better than having the eyelashes curl the wrong way!

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

All too true. I could try a dozen and they'd all be off.

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

I still don't understand my DMIL. I doubt I will. She hasn't been back
since March, and if she ever does show up, I'll ask her to leave.