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OT-Silly Humor
There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos.
During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting. Once sorted for the respective casino the chips belong to, one junior priest takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash. And he is known as ........... The Chip Monk |
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"Lucretia Borgia" wrote in message ... There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting. Once sorted for the respective casino the chips belong to, one junior priest takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash. And he is known as ........... The Chip Monk You should have noted this is one for Gillian and Fred lol Glad you`re sticking your head above the parapet again, Sheena! And that you`re getting on top of everything. I know it`s only been a couple of weeks, but it must have seemed like MONTHS to you and Bucket. Now I`ve got a wireless PC card - John`s taken over my laptop! I told him we`ll have to have one each! He`s discovered how nice it is to just sit in his favourite chair - or on the floor, and get on line wherever he is. I don`t get a look-in! The idea was for me to have it by MY chair so I could work on my designs and get on-line at the same time. Oh well! We went to Woodbridge today (near the Sutton Hoo Burial Ship exhibition) and the bakers there have started making "The Suffolk Trencher", which is alleged to be the bread eaten by King Raedwald, whose tomb is there. Apparently it was created after they`d analysed the remains of the bread found in the Ship Burial. Whatever their interpretation of it, it`s really good. Rough and brown with whole grains - and VERY tasty! Good for you too, I should think. Anyone interested in Anglo Saxon history/burials can find out more at:- http://www.archaeology.co.uk/ca/time.../suttonhoo.htm Pat P |
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Lucille wrote:
There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting. Once sorted for the respective casino the chips belong to, one junior priest takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash. And he is known as ........... The Chip Monk OH,shucks, Lucille DH sent me that this morning!! Isn't it amazing how fast this stuff moves?? Gill Gretel sends her love, and Max asks if Puff has any good dog toys at your house?? |
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"Lucretia Borgia" wrote in message ... There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting. Once sorted for the respective casino the chips belong to, one junior priest takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash. And he is known as ........... The Chip Monk You should have noted this is one for Gillian and Fred lol I probably shouldn't admit it but I thought I had noted it for them. I guess I forgot to look before I sent LOL Lucille |
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Lucille wrote:
"Lucretia Borgia" wrote in message ... There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting. Once sorted for the respective casino the chips belong to, one junior priest takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash. And he is known as ........... The Chip Monk You should have noted this is one for Gillian and Fred lol I probably shouldn't admit it but I thought I had noted it for them. I guess I forgot to look before I sent LOL Lucille You are forgiven, my friend!! gill |
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"Gill Murray" wrote in message news:f9wRd.41818$uc.40415@trnddc04... Lucille wrote: There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting. Once sorted for the respective casino the chips belong to, one junior priest takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash. And he is known as ........... The Chip Monk OH,shucks, Lucille DH sent me that this morning!! Isn't it amazing how fast this stuff moves?? Gill Gretel sends her love, and Max asks if Puff has any good dog toys at your house?? Puff has enough toys for all three of them to play for a week without any repeats and he is happy to share all but one. Not that he's spoiled or anything like that !!! If ever you have nothing to do, and nowhere to go, come visit and bring Max and Gretel with you. |
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On 2/18/05 7:30 PM, in article , "Pat
EAXStitch" wrote: (snip) We went to Woodbridge today (near the Sutton Hoo Burial Ship exhibition) and the bakers there have started making "The Suffolk Trencher", which is alleged to be the bread eaten by King Raedwald, whose tomb is there. Apparently it was created after they`d analysed the remains of the bread found in the Ship Burial. Whatever their interpretation of it, it`s really good. Rough and brown with whole grains - and VERY tasty! Good for you too, I should think. Anyone interested in Anglo Saxon history/burials can find out more at:- http://www.archaeology.co.uk/ca/time.../suttonhoo.htm Pat P I am so jealous - that is on the list of places to visit if I ever get back to the UK. (so are you!) - odd aside related to Sutton Hoo - DH used to spend time in Cambridge UK for professional training and I would tag along here and there. Well, the place we stayed had several retired professors from the university as "meals guests" and one of them knew DH quite well from previous stays. He was "shy" about a full introduction and only told me he had taught "Celtic archeology" and that he had worked at Sutton Hoo many years ago. It was the only site I knew anything about and that was from Art History. Well, he invited me to see the archives at one of the museums in town; it had some bits he had dug up. Some bits, my tuss. His name was Brian Hope Taylor, one of the original investigators at Sutton Hoo. Cheryl |
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"Cheryl Isaak" wrote in message ... On 2/18/05 7:30 PM, in article , "Pat EAXStitch" wrote: (snip) We went to Woodbridge today (near the Sutton Hoo Burial Ship exhibition) and the bakers there have started making "The Suffolk Trencher", which is alleged to be the bread eaten by King Raedwald, whose tomb is there. Apparently it was created after they`d analysed the remains of the bread found in the Ship Burial. Whatever their interpretation of it, it`s really good. Rough and brown with whole grains - and VERY tasty! Good for you too, I should think. Anyone interested in Anglo Saxon history/burials can find out more at:- http://www.archaeology.co.uk/ca/time.../suttonhoo.htm Pat P I am so jealous - that is on the list of places to visit if I ever get back to the UK. (so are you!) - odd aside related to Sutton Hoo - DH used to spend time in Cambridge UK for professional training and I would tag along here and there. Well, the place we stayed had several retired professors from the university as "meals guests" and one of them knew DH quite well from previous stays. He was "shy" about a full introduction and only told me he had taught "Celtic archeology" and that he had worked at Sutton Hoo many years ago. It was the only site I knew anything about and that was from Art History. Well, he invited me to see the archives at one of the museums in town; it had some bits he had dug up. Some bits, my tuss. His name was Brian Hope Taylor, one of the original investigators at Sutton Hoo. Cheryl Did you see the treasure at the British Museum? Absolutely breathtaking, and worth seeing even if you don`t have time to see everything else. Of course, if you try to take in everything at the British Museum, you get such a dose of mental overload, it goes into a blur and you take ages to get over it! The Mendlesham treasure is spectacular, too - mostly silver. I saw it when the British Museum loaned it to our Ipswich Museum some years ago. The real thing, not just the replica. Only yesterday, someone dug up a solid gold torque near Newark in Nottinghamshire. (They say it is thought to have belonged to our East Anglian Queen Boudicca - but that bit is probably just journalese! Nice if it`s true, though). It weighs 1.5 lb and looks as new as if it had just been bought from a jewellers` - it`s absolutely perfect. They think it is worth around £100,000 - but to me it`s priceless. Isn`t it great to know that stuff like this can still turn up? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...re/4275065.stm info and picture. Pat P |
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On 2/19/05 7:46 AM, in article , "Pat
EAXStitch" wrote: "Cheryl Isaak" wrote in message ... On 2/18/05 7:30 PM, in article , "Pat EAXStitch" wrote: (snip) We went to Woodbridge today (near the Sutton Hoo Burial Ship exhibition) and the bakers there have started making "The Suffolk Trencher", which is alleged to be the bread eaten by King Raedwald, whose tomb is there. Apparently it was created after they`d analysed the remains of the bread found in the Ship Burial. Whatever their interpretation of it, it`s really good. Rough and brown with whole grains - and VERY tasty! Good for you too, I should think. Anyone interested in Anglo Saxon history/burials can find out more at:- http://www.archaeology.co.uk/ca/time.../suttonhoo.htm Pat P I am so jealous - that is on the list of places to visit if I ever get back to the UK. (so are you!) - odd aside related to Sutton Hoo - DH used to spend time in Cambridge UK for professional training and I would tag along here and there. Well, the place we stayed had several retired professors from the university as "meals guests" and one of them knew DH quite well from previous stays. He was "shy" about a full introduction and only told me he had taught "Celtic archeology" and that he had worked at Sutton Hoo many years ago. It was the only site I knew anything about and that was from Art History. Well, he invited me to see the archives at one of the museums in town; it had some bits he had dug up. Some bits, my tuss. His name was Brian Hope Taylor, one of the original investigators at Sutton Hoo. Cheryl Did you see the treasure at the British Museum? Absolutely breathtaking, and worth seeing even if you don`t have time to see everything else. Of course, if you try to take in everything at the British Museum, you get such a dose of mental overload, it goes into a blur and you take ages to get over it! The Mendlesham treasure is spectacular, too - mostly silver. I saw it when the British Museum loaned it to our Ipswich Museum some years ago. The real thing, not just the replica. Never made it to London for more than a day. Westminster and St Paul's and the Tower were my first priorities. Same day when I have a month or two! LOL Only yesterday, someone dug up a solid gold torque near Newark in Nottinghamshire. (They say it is thought to have belonged to our East Anglian Queen Boudicca - but that bit is probably just journalese! Nice if it`s true, though). It weighs 1.5 lb and looks as new as if it had just been bought from a jewellers` - it`s absolutely perfect. They think it is worth around £100,000 - but to me it`s priceless. Isn`t it great to know that stuff like this can still turn up? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...re/4275065.stm info and picture. That is so dang cool. Cheryl |
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:20:02 -0500, Cheryl Isaak
wrote: OOO - which bakers - I presume it is the one on the other side of the road to Boots going twards the Kitchen Shop. There is a very good Sutton Hoo site http://www.wuffings.co.uk/ (Yes it really is wuffings) done by Dr Sam Newton who is the real expert and a brilliant speaker. The Aldeburgh Society are having him again as our speaker next week, talking on The Viking Kingdoms of East Anglia. Sally On 2/18/05 7:30 PM, in article , "Pat EAXStitch" wrote: (snip) We went to Woodbridge today (near the Sutton Hoo Burial Ship exhibition) and the bakers there have started making "The Suffolk Trencher", which is alleged to be the bread eaten by King Raedwald, whose tomb is there. Apparently it was created after they`d analysed the remains of the bread found in the Ship Burial. Whatever their interpretation of it, it`s really good. Rough and brown with whole grains - and VERY tasty! Good for you too, I should think. Anyone interested in Anglo Saxon history/burials can find out more at:- http://www.archaeology.co.uk/ca/time.../suttonhoo.htm Pat P |
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