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Old July 5th 10, 07:19 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Gillian Murray
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There was a snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went
to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said,
"Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S'
because you are a snail."

The snail was ok with this, so he entered the race. The race started and
the snail's car was at the back, but suddenly he sped to the front,
overtaking all the cars to win! As the spectators saw the snail speed
past them, they yelled
"Wow! Look at that s-car go!"
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Old July 5th 10, 07:43 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
lucille
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Default OT Formula One Race



"Gillian Murray" wrote in message
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There was a snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went to
the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes,
but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because
you are a snail."

The snail was ok with this, so he entered the race. The race started and
the snail's car was at the back, but suddenly he sped to the front,
overtaking all the cars to win! As the spectators saw the snail speed past
them, they yelled
"Wow! Look at that s-car go!"




GGGRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNNN----This I heard back in high school, but it's a very
good one.

 




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