OT Words of wisdom (spew warning)

Remember, once you get over the hill,
you'll begin to pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some, like me, just don't have any film.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

If the shoe fits......buy a pair in every colour.

Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need
the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
Trust me...you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
I've tried!!

Hope they made you smile :-)

Shawn
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mslibra
www.cutcakes.ca

Lovely! What a smiley way to start the day!
Thanks Shawn.
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In article , Shawn
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Remember, once you get over the hill,
you'll begin to pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some, like me, just don't have any film.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

If the shoe fits......buy a pair in every colour.

Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need
the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
Trust me...you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
I've tried!!

Hope they made you smile :-)

Shawn
--
mslibra
www.cutcakes.ca



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