The First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?' The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

On 12/15/10 12:20 AM, in article
, "Cathy
from KY in CA" wrote:

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?' The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......



Ah - a golden oldie

Cheryl

I told this joke at a lunch party today, and was told one in return. It
is slightly risque.

A Mother Superior and two nuns were killed in a car crash, and appeared
at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the first nun "Who were the first
man and woman". "Adam and Eve" came the reply, and the nun was allowed to
enter.

The second nun was asked "Where did Adam and Eve meet". "The Garden of
Eden", came the reply and the second nun was allowed in.

When it came to the Mother Superior, St. Peter felt a more difficult
question was required. So he asked "What was the first thing Eve said to
Adam". This really stumped the Mother Superior, and she thought for a
long time. Finally she said "That is a hard one". "Correct" said St.
Peter, and she was allowed in as well. Jim.

Cathy from KY in CA ) writes:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each
possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?' The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......