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OT - Age again!
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well, you'll love this one! My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park secondary school. "Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner!" he said with pride. "When did you leave to go to college?" I asked. He answered, "In 1965. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, bald, wrinkled, fat-arsed, grey-haired, decrepit old ******* asked "What did you teach?" -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney UK http://claremont.islandblogging.co.uk "Resistance is NOT futile, it's voltage divided by current" |
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