Restaurant Bridezilla

Pogonip wrote:

Two does. Two also enjoys the mental image which springs to
mind upon the pronouncement of unsubscribing, akin to flouncing
from the room, slamming door, with audible *sniffff* wafting
across the now-nearly-vacant room. Two does.

Aww, c'mon, now that's just mean! I don't think SNIGDIBBLY was
"flouncing" exactly. Maybe "ruffling" a bit...or "ruching"????

;-

Beverly

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From: "BEI Design" &=ADgt; -
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 17:54:26 -0800

Subject: Restaurant Bridezilla

Pogonip wrote:
Two does. Two also enjoys the mental image which springs to
mind upon the pronouncement of unsubscribing, akin to flouncing
from the room, slamming door, with audible *sniffff* wafting
across the now-nearly-vacant room. Two does.
---
Aww, c'mon, now that's just mean! I don't think SNIGDIBBLY was
"flouncing" exactly. Maybe "ruffling" a bit...or "ruching"????

;-
Beverly
---
Mayhap she would stay and be happy if she knew that I just gave
myself a black eye? With the vacuum cleaner. I have known for years
that housework was dangerous, if not injurious to my health, which is
why I do as little of it as possible. Minimalism is my housekeeping
motto.
Cea I have met the enemy,
and it are I

wrote:

Beverly
---
Mayhap she would stay and be happy if she knew that I just
gave myself a black eye? With the vacuum cleaner. I have known
for years that housework was dangerous, if not injurious to my
health, which is why I do as little of it as possible.
Minimalism is my housekeeping motto.
Cea I have met the
enemy, and it are I

Cea, sorry about your eye! I have a prominently displayed (though
hardly original) sign:

"Dust is a protective coating!" VBG

Beverly

In article , BEI Design of uttered

Aww, c'mon, now that's just mean! I don't think SNIGDIBBLY was
"flouncing" exactly. Maybe "ruffling" a bit...or "ruching"????

I have an adolescent daughter (and son, come to that). I can recognise a
right good flounce when I see one.

--

AJH
alpha dot hotel echo yankee whisky oscar oscar delta at tango echo
sierra charlie oscar dot november echo tango

In article .com, of
http://groups.google.com uttered
Mayhap she would stay and be happy if she knew that I just gave
myself a black eye? With the vacuum cleaner. I have known for years
that housework was dangerous, if not injurious to my health, which is
why I do as little of it as possible. Minimalism is my housekeeping
motto.

I was doing buttonholes yesterday as it started to go dark ... beaned
myself with the thread-take-up leaver. This morning I appear to be
wearing a bindi .. which is not funny! Stop laughing!! I mean it! Stop
now or I'm unsubscribing!

(Is it really almost 2 yrs since I broke a metacarpal doing dusting?)
--

AJH
alpha dot hotel echo yankee whisky oscar oscar delta at tango echo
sierra charlie oscar dot november echo tango

She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild wrote:
In article .com, of
http://groups.google.com uttered

Mayhap she would stay and be happy if she knew that I just gave
myself a black eye? With the vacuum cleaner. I have known for years
that housework was dangerous, if not injurious to my health, which is
why I do as little of it as possible. Minimalism is my housekeeping
motto.


I was doing buttonholes yesterday as it started to go dark ... beaned
myself with the thread-take-up leaver. This morning I appear to be
wearing a bindi .. which is not funny! Stop laughing!! I mean it! Stop
now or I'm unsubscribing!

(Is it really almost 2 yrs since I broke a metacarpal doing dusting?)

It should now be perfectly clear to all of you that this "housework" is
dangerous. You are not equipped with the proper safety devices to
tackle these jobs, much less have the training and safeguards required
for hazardous workplaces. You must stop immediately. Put those vacuum
cleaners and dusters down. Step back. Find a really engrossing book, a
comforter, and a box of chocolate. Better safe than sorry.
--

Joanne @ stitches @ singerlady.reno.nv.us
http://bernardschopen.tripod.com/
Life is about the journey, not about the destination.

Pogonip wrote:
She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild wrote:

In article .com,
of http://groups.google.com uttered

Mayhap she would stay and be happy if she knew that I just gave
myself a black eye? With the vacuum cleaner. I have known for years
that housework was dangerous, if not injurious to my health, which is
why I do as little of it as possible. Minimalism is my housekeeping
motto.



I was doing buttonholes yesterday as it started to go dark ... beaned
myself with the thread-take-up leaver. This morning I appear to be
wearing a bindi .. which is not funny! Stop laughing!! I mean it! Stop
now or I'm unsubscribing!

(Is it really almost 2 yrs since I broke a metacarpal doing dusting?)


It should now be perfectly clear to all of you that this "housework" is
dangerous. You are not equipped with the proper safety devices to
tackle these jobs, much less have the training and safeguards required
for hazardous workplaces. You must stop immediately. Put those vacuum
cleaners and dusters down. Step back. Find a really engrossing book, a
comforter, and a box of chocolate. Better safe than sorry.

Why do you think I hardly ever do any?

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

I have a prominently displayed (though
hardly original) sign:

"Dust is a protective coating!" VBG

Beverly
Beverly, It may not be original but it sure is funny. Now I have to clean my
computer screen. Please give warnings in the future.
Juno

"Juno" wrote in message
...

I have a prominently displayed (though
hardly original) sign:

"Dust is a protective coating!" VBG

Beverly
Beverly, It may not be original but it sure is funny. Now I have to
clean my
computer screen. Please give warnings in the future.
Juno

Sorry, I thought my posts carried an automatic warning. ;-

Beverly

Sometimes I'm a little slow on the uptake about warnings but never on humor!
I really hade a good belly laugh. Good thing DH was out. He gets worried
when he hears my laughing at the computer.
Juno
"BEI Design" wrote in message
...

"Juno" wrote in message
...

I have a prominently displayed (though
hardly original) sign:

"Dust is a protective coating!" VBG

Beverly
Beverly, It may not be original but it sure is funny. Now I have to
clean my
computer screen. Please give warnings in the future.
Juno

Sorry, I thought my posts carried an automatic warning. ;-

Beverly