Joke

I finally have a darn good joke and forgot to sign my name!! Helen in WI
"Helen in WI" wrote in message
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the
bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few
minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender,
looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings
here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties
himself
in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the
bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?"
And
the strings says:










"Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

loved it!

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I have always loved that joke... and can never remember how to tell it
right.
Thanks for sharing!
Diana

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"Helen in WI" wrote in message
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the
bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few
minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender,
looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings
here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties
himself
in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the
bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?"
And
the strings says:










"Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

LOL!!! Thanks!

Elena

"Helen in WI" wrote in message
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the
bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few
minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender,
looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings
here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties
himself
in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the
bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?"
And
the strings says:










"Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

now that really has me in stitches, roflmao
you're so funny Helen.
jeanne*
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....
but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that was fun!"
i'll be there!!! will you???

"Helen in WI" wrote ...
| I finally have a darn good joke and forgot to sign my name!! Helen in WI



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Thanks! I love jokes I can share with my kids!

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"Helen in WI" wrote in message
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the
bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few
minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender,
looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings
here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties
himself
in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the
bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?"
And
the strings says:










"Nope, I'm a frayed knot."