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STORY - Middle School Engineering Class
If only teachers would realize what an impact they really have on kids they
wouldn't waste time doing nothing. Funny story. Roxan "Kathy N-V" wrote in message .com... My daughter goes to the same middle school I attended a couple of years ago (30, cough, cough), and some of my old teachers are still there. My first two years at the school, girls were required to take cooking and sewing (which was sheer torture, because I do not sew, especially with a treadle sewing machine) and the boys got to go to woodworking, metal shop and intro to mechanical engineering. Then came 1974, and the law no longer allowed these separate learning tracks for girls and boys. So I got to build a little shelf, exactly like the ones my brother and sister made, and they all sit in my mother's guest bathroom. In metal shop, I turned a piece of metal and lucite into a hammer with a lathe. My brother got to make whoopie pies and made beanbags in sewing. My last practical applications course in middle school was mechanical engineering. The class was taught by a Mr. Solomon, a bald man whose passion for educating young minds had long since dried up and blew away, probably several decades before. From the first class on, we girls sat in the engineering classroom, surrounded by posters of levers and simple machines, while Mr. Solomon read the paper. The boys had already warned us about this guy, whom they always called "E-Baby," although I don't know why. We girls gossiped with one another, and at 11:30 a.m., the teacher would pull open a tupperware container with his lunch. I have no idea what he was supposed to be eating, but this stuff looked and smelled remarkably like horse manure. His table manners were atrocious, so we got treated to watching him eating this filth, smelling up the small hot room, and having half the food drop back into his tupperware container, only to be ingested a second time. Ewww didn't even begin to cover it. We were all disgusted, but were far too timid to say anything. Until one day a girl named Paula arrived in class just as the tupperware container appeared. She started crying and shouting and freaking out (as only a fourteen year old can), and insisted that Mr. Solomon had us in his class so he could torture us with the sight of him eating "horse sh*t." She got more and more upset and got loud, finally screaming "Get that Horse Sh*t outta here right now before I puke, you E-Baby freak." The teacher stopped, speechless with anger and horror. He went over to the antique intercom system and screamed "Carmen! Get your *ss down here now!" We other girls were cowering, knowing that the wrath of our Assistant Principal was coming down like the hand of God. Carmen was a new vice principal sent to contain those out of control kids at Sterling, and he was a total and complete ball buster. I found him terrifying. Paula was still crying about the "horsesh*t," but her sobs were a little quieter than before. Mr Solomon was waiting and twitching, his bowl of lunch forgotten while he thought about punishments for someone who would dare insult his lunch. Carmen came in, big, scary and muscular because he was the football, hockey and wrestling coach as well as Vice Principal and my advanced placement math teacher. He walked over to Mr. Solomon and asked him what was going on, and the teacher whispered a sobbing tale of out of control girls mocking him for the special diet he needed to stay alive. Then it was Paula's turn. I assumed that she thought she was dead anyway, and had nothing to lose, so she wasn't quiet in the least. She ranted, "First you stick me in this engineering class where the teacher doesn't want us, and all he does is read the paper. Then he takes out a bowl of horse sh*t and you know what he does? He eats the horse sh*t! Every class! I can't take it anymore." Paula was in tears by the end of her recitation. We sat for a moment while the Vice Principal evaluated the situation. He looked at the crying fourteen year old, the bald and irate teacher, and most importantly the offending bowl of what may have been horse manure. Finally, he stood and said, "Paula stop crying. The rest of you girls will be going to play Dodge Ball instead of engineering for the rest of the year. Go down and report to the girl's gym." I never saw Mr. Solomon again. But I sure did hear about him. When DD started at Sterling three years ago, we met with the principal and he happened to mention both Carmen and Mr. Solomon. Carmen is now the Superintendant of Schools, and Mr. Solomon had recently retired, at the request of Carmen and the principal. I asked why, and the principal looked a bit uncomfortable. Apparently, when Mr. Solomon brought out his lunch each day, the kids would complain. It had been going on for years, but the complaints were considered minor and no one thought much of it. Then the kids started throwing pennies at Mr. Solomon's head at every meal. He finally called it quits, and who could blame the poor guy - 30 years of having his lunch insulted by teenagers and then the degradation of having pennies thrown at his head. (But I know you all really want to know if it was horse sh*t. I can't be 100% certain, but I got many good looks and whiffs of the stuff, and I feel confident in saying it was horse sh*t or some remarkable simulation) I did get to see Carmen again, and nearly fell on my butt in shock. When I was eleven, Carmen was the baddest, meanest ball buster who would give you detention or make you do pushups at the slightest provocation. Hearing him walking down the hall and jiggling his keys was more than enough to make the most wild classroom behave and settle down. I guess I'm not the only one that's changed in 30 years - I discovered that Carmen is a little old Italian man, who looks like someone's grandpa. He recognized me immediately, we talked about my career and this mean, scary vice principal who made me pick up trash outside for a month because my library book was late - he gave me a hug and started crying that he had made such an influence in my life. DD was there for the whole spectacle, and she got the "invisible magic warning pinch," because I would have sunk through a hole in the floor the moment my child mentioned that I called my former math teacher a "ballbuster." BTW, my DD has a real engineering class at Sterling. She built a bridge out of popsicle sticks that supported 140 lbs, and designed a magnetic levitation car and track, among lots of other things. Her teacher only drinks coffee, and doesn't scare anyone with tupperware containers. Kathy N-V |
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It's true about the impact... my baby girl (oldest baby girl) just
finished kindergarten today. Me and Miss Lauerman were all tearing up and hugging each other, and Juliet spent the rest of the afternoon composing letters to Miss Lauerman to send her over the summer. I know for a fact that Juliet will NEVER forget Miss Lauerman or the TA, Kim, and that the positive feelings they bestowed upon her about learning will stay with her for the rest of her life. -Kalera http://www.beadwife.com http://www.snipurl.com/kebay roxan wrote: If only teachers would realize what an impact they really have on kids they wouldn't waste time doing nothing. Funny story. Roxan "Kathy N-V" wrote in message .com... My daughter goes to the same middle school I attended a couple of years ago (30, cough, cough), and some of my old teachers are still there. My first two years at the school, girls were required to take cooking and sewing (which was sheer torture, because I do not sew, especially with a treadle sewing machine) and the boys got to go to woodworking, metal shop and intro to mechanical engineering. Then came 1974, and the law no longer allowed these separate learning tracks for girls and boys. So I got to build a little shelf, exactly like the ones my brother and sister made, and they all sit in my mother's guest bathroom. In metal shop, I turned a piece of metal and lucite into a hammer with a lathe. My brother got to make whoopie pies and made beanbags in sewing. My last practical applications course in middle school was mechanical engineering. The class was taught by a Mr. Solomon, a bald man whose passion for educating young minds had long since dried up and blew away, probably several decades before. From the first class on, we girls sat in the engineering classroom, surrounded by posters of levers and simple machines, while Mr. Solomon read the paper. The boys had already warned us about this guy, whom they always called "E-Baby," although I don't know why. We girls gossiped with one another, and at 11:30 a.m., the teacher would pull open a tupperware container with his lunch. I have no idea what he was supposed to be eating, but this stuff looked and smelled remarkably like horse manure. His table manners were atrocious, so we got treated to watching him eating this filth, smelling up the small hot room, and having half the food drop back into his tupperware container, only to be ingested a second time. Ewww didn't even begin to cover it. We were all disgusted, but were far too timid to say anything. Until one day a girl named Paula arrived in class just as the tupperware container appeared. She started crying and shouting and freaking out (as only a fourteen year old can), and insisted that Mr. Solomon had us in his class so he could torture us with the sight of him eating "horse sh*t." She got more and more upset and got loud, finally screaming "Get that Horse Sh*t outta here right now before I puke, you E-Baby freak." The teacher stopped, speechless with anger and horror. He went over to the antique intercom system and screamed "Carmen! Get your *ss down here now!" We other girls were cowering, knowing that the wrath of our Assistant Principal was coming down like the hand of God. Carmen was a new vice principal sent to contain those out of control kids at Sterling, and he was a total and complete ball buster. I found him terrifying. Paula was still crying about the "horsesh*t," but her sobs were a little quieter than before. Mr Solomon was waiting and twitching, his bowl of lunch forgotten while he thought about punishments for someone who would dare insult his lunch. Carmen came in, big, scary and muscular because he was the football, hockey and wrestling coach as well as Vice Principal and my advanced placement math teacher. He walked over to Mr. Solomon and asked him what was going on, and the teacher whispered a sobbing tale of out of control girls mocking him for the special diet he needed to stay alive. Then it was Paula's turn. I assumed that she thought she was dead anyway, and had nothing to lose, so she wasn't quiet in the least. She ranted, "First you stick me in this engineering class where the teacher doesn't want us, and all he does is read the paper. Then he takes out a bowl of horse sh*t and you know what he does? He eats the horse sh*t! Every class! I can't take it anymore." Paula was in tears by the end of her recitation. We sat for a moment while the Vice Principal evaluated the situation. He looked at the crying fourteen year old, the bald and irate teacher, and most importantly the offending bowl of what may have been horse manure. Finally, he stood and said, "Paula stop crying. The rest of you girls will be going to play Dodge Ball instead of engineering for the rest of the year. Go down and report to the girl's gym." I never saw Mr. Solomon again. But I sure did hear about him. When DD started at Sterling three years ago, we met with the principal and he happened to mention both Carmen and Mr. Solomon. Carmen is now the Superintendant of Schools, and Mr. Solomon had recently retired, at the request of Carmen and the principal. I asked why, and the principal looked a bit uncomfortable. Apparently, when Mr. Solomon brought out his lunch each day, the kids would complain. It had been going on for years, but the complaints were considered minor and no one thought much of it. Then the kids started throwing pennies at Mr. Solomon's head at every meal. He finally called it quits, and who could blame the poor guy - 30 years of having his lunch insulted by teenagers and then the degradation of having pennies thrown at his head. (But I know you all really want to know if it was horse sh*t. I can't be 100% certain, but I got many good looks and whiffs of the stuff, and I feel confident in saying it was horse sh*t or some remarkable simulation) I did get to see Carmen again, and nearly fell on my butt in shock. When I was eleven, Carmen was the baddest, meanest ball buster who would give you detention or make you do pushups at the slightest provocation. Hearing him walking down the hall and jiggling his keys was more than enough to make the most wild classroom behave and settle down. I guess I'm not the only one that's changed in 30 years - I discovered that Carmen is a little old Italian man, who looks like someone's grandpa. He recognized me immediately, we talked about my career and this mean, scary vice principal who made me pick up trash outside for a month because my library book was late - he gave me a hug and started crying that he had made such an influence in my life. DD was there for the whole spectacle, and she got the "invisible magic warning pinch," because I would have sunk through a hole in the floor the moment my child mentioned that I called my former math teacher a "ballbuster." BTW, my DD has a real engineering class at Sterling. She built a bridge out of popsicle sticks that supported 140 lbs, and designed a magnetic levitation car and track, among lots of other things. Her teacher only drinks coffee, and doesn't scare anyone with tupperware containers. Kathy N-V |
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