Pingy: Brendaaaaaaa...... !

On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:09:40 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:15:47 +0100, Phil Kyle
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I seem to recall likeing the crunchy one but not the smooth one, or
was it the other way around.

They taste the same. Just different textures.


Yeah, exactly. One is kind of horrible and dry-ish.

Now, which of these words would you associate with dry? "smooth",
"crunchy"


Neither, otherwise they'd be called dry.

FFS. Which substance is more likely to be dry? A rough one or a smooth one?

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Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:09:54 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:16:13 +0100, Phil Kyle
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: I have some too. I hate the stuff tho.


I could live on peanutbutter and chocolate.



Wouldn't your feet get sticky?

And other parts of the anatomy when she lies down.




Trust you to lower the tone.

Everyone in here has a low tone.

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:10:27 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:17:48 +0100, Phil Kyle
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:40:32 +0100, Phil Kyle
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I mean hygiene as in dettol and bleaching everything in sight, not so
much personal hygiene.

I know someone like that. He actually jetwashes wheelie bins.


I actually LOLed when I read that, for some reason.

Probably because it's insane.


Yes, that might be it. I can imagine the wheely bin being blown all over
by a jetwash.

It's just stupid cleaning a refuse receptacle. He'll be polishing the drains next.

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Artifical intellegence is always better than real stupidity.

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:08:25 +0100, Phil Kyle
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:15:03 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Don't start that billion character line length ****!

Get with the times you old fogey. I'm surprised you even know what
a supermarket is.




Are supermarkets new?

Same time scale as the 80 char thing.


I'd say supermarkets were around before then.

I haven't stated my margin of error.


Which is?

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:08:36 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Yes. My friend says.

Your "friend" eh? Hmmm....


YES!

Right.....


Well, you did ask.

But I don't believe you.


Why not?

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:09:14 +0100, Phil Kyle
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Now that's /also/ just plain silly.

Why are you slashing?



He's taking the ****.

Why do people TAKE a **** or TAKE a ****? Surely you are supposed to
get rid of it?


It's a figure of speech, not to be taken literally (unless you like
that kind of thing).

It's a bloody stupid fiure of speech.


I suppose you're taking the **** from your bladder.

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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:09:40 +0100, Phil Kyle
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:15:47 +0100, Phil Kyle
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I seem to recall likeing the crunchy one but not the smooth one, or
was it the other way around.

They taste the same. Just different textures.


Yeah, exactly. One is kind of horrible and dry-ish.

Now, which of these words would you associate with dry? "smooth",
"crunchy"


Neither, otherwise they'd be called dry.

FFS. Which substance is more likely to be dry? A rough one or a smooth
one?


Neither. They could be either dry or not.

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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:09:54 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:16:13 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Shortcake" verbally sodomised in
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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: I have some too. I hate the stuff tho.


I could live on peanutbutter and chocolate.



Wouldn't your feet get sticky?

And other parts of the anatomy when she lies down.




Trust you to lower the tone.

Everyone in here has a low tone.


Bass!

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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 18:10:27 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:17:48 +0100, Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:40:32 +0100, Phil Kyle
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I mean hygiene as in dettol and bleaching everything in sight, not
so much personal hygiene.

I know someone like that. He actually jetwashes wheelie bins.


I actually LOLed when I read that, for some reason.

Probably because it's insane.


Yes, that might be it. I can imagine the wheely bin being blown all
over by a jetwash.

It's just stupid cleaning a refuse receptacle. He'll be polishing the
drains next.


I hope that's not a euphemism.

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