Also not jewelry related

// A major research institution has just announced the discovery of
the
densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
"Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75
deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic
mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles
called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass
actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various
elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a
Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of
moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is
formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When
catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element
that
radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise,
since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.//


[[moderator's note; OK Frosty. very funny. But politics isn't jewelry. And
perhaps not everyone agrees so you might be offending someone. Not good
aaatttall yaknow. So I'm a gonna have to reject this one as off topic.

Oooops. Hit the wrong key. Darn. --- Peter]]