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In article , Whoops of uttered

"She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild"
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No dear. But it's not my problem if you are etymologically challenged in
the colonies, is it?

"...the colonies..."? Guffaw! Where exactly would _that_ be anymore? Why
don't you try getting over it?


I don't have anything to get over - come back when you've worked out
what humour is.

{Plonk}
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AJH
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She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild wrote:
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AJH
no email address supplied


Can you please dump that redundant "no email address supplied" thing off
your .sig, or else one day my ADD is going to be running overly rampant
and I'm not going to have the self control to start replying to your
posts with a munged copy of it for the record. Thanks.

She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild wrote:

I don't have anything to get over - come back when you've worked out
what humour is.

Humour? Isn't that something like sanguine, phlegmatic, choleric, and
melancholy?

Melinda, who knows *perfectly well* what you are talking about but who
nonetheless votes for it being melancholy-choleric

In article , Melinda Meahan -
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Can you please dump that redundant "no email address supplied" thing
off your .sig, or else one day my ADD is going to be running overly
rampant and I'm not going to have the self control to start replying to
your posts with a munged copy of it for the record. Thanks.

No.

In the words of your compatriots "get over it".

In the unlikely event that you need to contact me off-group, ask. In the
meantime, blame your mean-spirited nasty-mouthed little chums, and go
back to taking your Ritalin.
--
AJH
no email address supplied

In article , Melinda Meahan -
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Melinda, who knows *perfectly well* what you are talking about but who
nonetheless votes for it being melancholy-choleric

Is that the Melinda who is searching (yet again) for places in which to
vent her spleen?
--
AJH
no email address supplied

"She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild"
wrote in message

I don't have anything to get over - come back when you've worked out
what humour is.


Come back when you have something *funny* or *humorous* or even *mildly
amusing* to say.

{Plonk}

Knock yourself out.

She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild wrote:

Melinda, who knows *perfectly well* what you are talking about but who
nonetheless votes for it being melancholy-choleric

Is that the Melinda who is searching (yet again) for places in which to
vent her spleen?

No, it's the Melinda who likes to find
humor-without-the-u-on-this-side-of-the-pond wherever she can find it.

She who would like to be obeyed once every Preston Guild wrote:

In the words of your compatriots "get over it".

Forewarned is forearmed (suppressing the urge to be just as juvenile as
the "email address withheld" etc comments on sig files)

In the unlikely event that you need to contact me off-group, ask. In the
meantime, blame your mean-spirited nasty-mouthed little chums, and go
back to taking your Ritalin.

I don't take Ritalin, thankyouverymuch.

As far as "mean-spiried nasty-mouthed little chums" goes, there was once
a group of mischievous little boys who found a bum sleeping in a corner
of the train station (because it was that long ago that train stations
were common). Those naughty boys went and got some limburger (sp?)
cheese and smeared it all over his beard for a trick (admittedly a mean
one, but this is only the vehicle to get to the conclusion, so please
ignore that this was a mean trick). Hours later when the man woke up,
he yawned, stretched, took a deep breath and started, then started
sniffing in earnest with a puzzled look on his face. After several
sniffs, he proclaimed loudly for anybody nearby to hear, "Boy, the WHOLE
WORLD stinks today!"

But it wasn't the whole world that stank. He just didn't know it.