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Old December 8th 12, 06:17 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Jo Gibson[_3_]
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In Russia there lived a man named Rudolf. He and his wife had several
children and, one day while getting everyone dressed and off to school,
Rudolf mentioned to his wife that it was raining and the kids needed
their coats and boots. His wife said to him that he was wrong and it
was actually snowing. Rudolf insisted it was raining and his wife
insisted it was snowing. This went on for several minutes until Rudolf
settled it by looking out the window again, and saying to his wife....

"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."




-- Jo in Scotland
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Old December 9th 12, 07:41 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
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Brilliant!
Carol


On Sat, 08 Dec 2012 18:17:02 +0000, Jo Gibson
wrote:

In Russia there lived a man named Rudolf. He and his wife had several
children and, one day while getting everyone dressed and off to school,
Rudolf mentioned to his wife that it was raining and the kids needed
their coats and boots. His wife said to him that he was wrong and it
was actually snowing. Rudolf insisted it was raining and his wife
insisted it was snowing. This went on for several minutes until Rudolf
settled it by looking out the window again, and saying to his wife....

"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
-- Jo in Scotland

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Old December 10th 12, 05:45 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
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replying to Jo Gibson , 'mbroider wrote:
jgibson wrote:

In Russia there lived a man named Rudolf.


In *Russia* ?! What a strange name for a Russian man! I betcha Nureyev was the
only Rudolf in the whole country ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Nureyev
) Ah, well, what facts wouldn't we stretch for a good joke

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Old December 10th 12, 10:01 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
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We love the joke Jo. Don't let facts put you off.
(if they are facts - I didn't even take the time to look it up - who
cares).
..
In message s.com,
'mbroider writes
replying to Jo Gibson , 'mbroider wrote:
jgibson wrote:

In Russia there lived a man named Rudolf.


In *Russia* ?! What a strange name for a Russian man! I betcha Nureyev was the
only Rudolf in the whole country ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Nureyev
) Ah, well, what facts wouldn't we stretch for a good joke


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Old December 12th 12, 03:55 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
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Awesome!LMAO! (you'll give Polly a run for her money!)
 




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