pun alert

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead
crows near Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have
died from Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and,
to everyone's relief, he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian
Flu.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact
with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
Massachusetts then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the
cause of the disproportionate percentages for truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order:

When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby
tree, to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that, while all the lookout crows could say "Cah",
none could say "Truck."

"Cheryl Isaak"wrote ...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead
crows near Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have
died from Avian Flu.


snipperty
Oh, well done Cheryl......That made my
husband laugh!
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On 6/28/2013 7:05 AM, Parrotfish wrote:

"Cheryl Isaak"wrote ...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200
dead crows near Boston recently, and there was concern that they may
have died from Avian Flu.


snipperty
Oh, well done Cheryl......That made my
husband laugh!

My daughter replied, "I think I may have just died of lameness...." lol

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If worries can cure your sickness, prolong your life, or replace
happiness, then go ahead and worry! If they can't, why worry?

Enjoy every moment of your life...there is no second chance.

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On 6/28/13 8:05 AM, Parrotfish wrote:

"Cheryl Isaak"wrote ...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200
dead crows near Boston recently, and there was concern that they may
have died from Avian Flu.


snipperty
Oh, well done Cheryl......That made my
husband laugh!

On 28/06/2013 20:50, Cheryl Isaak wrote:
On 6/28/13 8:05 AM, Parrotfish wrote:

"Cheryl Isaak"wrote ...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200
dead crows near Boston recently, and there was concern that they may
have died from Avian Flu.


snipperty
Oh, well done Cheryl......That made my
husband laugh!





Speaking of puns:

A group of clowns rent furnished flats in London, but are annoyed to
discover they haven't been provided with ironing boards. So they go to
complain to their landlord.
"It's in the contract," says the landlord. "You lot have to use your
window sills. Every clown has a sill for ironing."

Oh! This one is truly horrid; I LOVE IT! :-)
Speaking of puns:



A group of clowns rent furnished flats in London, but are annoyed to

discover they haven't been provided with ironing boards. So they go to

complain to their landlord.

"It's in the contract," says the landlord. "You lot have to use your

window sills. Every clown has a sill for ironing."

Bruce Fletcher wrote:

Every clown has a sill for ironing."


smack!



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On 6/29/2013 10:34 AM, Bruce Fletcher wrote:

Speaking of puns:

A group of clowns rent furnished flats in London, but are annoyed to
discover they haven't been provided with ironing boards. So they go to
complain to their landlord.
"It's in the contract," says the landlord. "You lot have to use your
window sills. Every clown has a sill for ironing."

Oh BRUCE!!!!!!! whap whap whap!!!
Off to forward it! lol

--
Joan

See my pictures he http://ndjoan.shutterfly.com/pictures

If worries can cure your sickness, prolong your life, or replace
happiness, then go ahead and worry! If they can't, why worry?

Enjoy every moment of your life...there is no second chance.

Unknown