OT Humour (G) The Mummy Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do
that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's
been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this
stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff.
It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't
let you be a Mummy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently

pondering this new information.

"OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test
you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied with a big smile on my face.





When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mum!!

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Cute!
Barbara in Central FL
Where they are still cleaning up after the tornadoes!

Bobbie, I was just in central Florida near (abt 8 miles away) the tornadoes.
It was scary!

I didn't see ya thereWTG Ya could have taken me to some LQS!!

Nana back in COLD Maryland.....
"Bobbie Sews Moore" wrote in message
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Cute!
Barbara in Central FL
Where they are still cleaning up after the tornadoes!

On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:35:21 -0600, CATS wrote
(in article ):

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do
that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's
been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this
stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff.
It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't
let you be a Mummy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently

pondering this new information.

"OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test
you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied with a big smile on my face.





When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mum!!



Too cute! I've already sent it to my Mom.

Maureen