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Old January 17th 05, 11:48 PM
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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry
the perfect
woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that
as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter
he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively
took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the
first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well,"
said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the
man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked
how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She
was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell......

pregnant when you met her."


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Old January 17th 05, 11:56 PM
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"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
...
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry
the perfect
woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With
that
as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly
thereafter
he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively
took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking
for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated
the
first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well,"
said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so
the
man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again
asked
how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not
that
you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just
perfect.
She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to
his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She
was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell......

pregnant when you met her."




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Old January 18th 05, 04:06 AM
Carolyn McCarty
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Ah, yessssss...that joke still makes me laugh! Thanks for digging up a
relic from my (long ago) past, and making me spray wine spritzer all over my
monitor. It's worth the cleanup, tho. :-D

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If it ain't broke, you aren't trying. --Red Green
If it ain't broke, it ain't mine. --Carolyn McCarty

If at first you don't succeed, switch to power tools --Red Green
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer. --Carolyn McCarty

"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
...
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry
the perfect
woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With
that
as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly
thereafter
he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively
took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking
for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated
the
first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well,"
said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so
the
man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again
asked
how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not
that
you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just
perfect.
She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to
his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She
was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell......

pregnant when you met her."




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Old January 18th 05, 12:12 PM
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LN (remove NOSPAM) wrote:

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry
the perfect
woman

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Old January 18th 05, 02:51 PM
Maureen Wozniak
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LOL!

Maureen

LN (remove NOSPAM) wrote:

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry
the perfect
woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that
as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter
he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively
took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the
first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well,"
said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the
man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked
how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She
was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell......

pregnant when you met her."


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Old January 19th 05, 06:12 PM
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Thanks for the laugh Ellen!

Lorraine

"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
...
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry
the perfect
woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that
as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter
he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively
took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the
first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well,"
said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the
man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked
how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She
was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell......

pregnant when you met her."



 




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