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Nordic Needle?
lucretia borgia wrote:
Disclaimer: I am NOT condoning rape, it's a joke people. So's this one..... There were these two nuns. One was known as Sister Mathematica and the other as Sister Logica. It was getting dark, and they were still far off from the convent. Sister Mathematica: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. Sister Logica: It’s logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It’s not working SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logica. Sister Mathematica arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logica. Then Sister Logica arrives. SM: Sister Logica! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me. SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down… And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, pray for forgiveness. -- Karen C - California Finished 7/4/06 - needlepoint calendar canvas for August WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!, Farmers Market (TIAG#8) Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn, Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths Myths, with research cites: http://www.aacfs.org/images/pdfs/myths.pdf See my designs exclusively at www.TyWolfeDesigns.com Editor/Proofreader http://hometown.aol.com/kmc528/KMC.html |
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"lucretia borgia" wrote in message ... snip rest of thread -- it's irrelevant At the risk of being flippant, remember the saying "Confuscius he say rape impossible, just lie back and enjoy it" Disclaimer: I am NOT condoning rape, it's a joke people. And a joke that got a NYC weatherman fired back in the 70s, when he used it on air following a rape story in the previous news segment. I guess it was about that time that rape jokes became unfunny. Felice |
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"Karen C - California" wrote in message ... lucretia borgia wrote: Disclaimer: I am NOT condoning rape, it's a joke people. So's this one..... There were these two nuns. One was known as Sister Mathematica and the other as Sister Logica. It was getting dark, and they were still far off from the convent. Sister Mathematica: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. Sister Logica: It’s logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It’s not working SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logica. Sister Mathematica arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logica. Then Sister Logica arrives. SM: Sister Logica! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me. SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down… And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, pray for forgiveness. I'm already on my knees! Mavia |
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"lucretia borgia" wrote in message ... "Felice Friese" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with "lucretia borgia" wrote in message . .. snip rest of thread -- it's irrelevant At the risk of being flippant, remember the saying "Confuscius he say rape impossible, just lie back and enjoy it" Disclaimer: I am NOT condoning rape, it's a joke people. And a joke that got a NYC weatherman fired back in the 70s, when he used it on air following a rape story in the previous news segment. I guess it was about that time that rape jokes became unfunny. Felice If I were to use it in the context of rape, I would hope I would be fired. I thought I was quite careful to mention I did not condone rape. The context in which I unwisely used the joke was that Mavia had called NN and basically shelled out. Sorry people don't get it. I got it and chuckled...then of course I know you! One correction though...it's Elegant Stitch that gets my money! Mavia |
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"lucretia borgia" wrote in message ... "Mavia Beaulieu" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with "lucretia borgia" wrote in message . .. "Felice Friese" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with "lucretia borgia" wrote in message m... snip rest of thread -- it's irrelevant At the risk of being flippant, remember the saying "Confuscius he say rape impossible, just lie back and enjoy it" Disclaimer: I am NOT condoning rape, it's a joke people. And a joke that got a NYC weatherman fired back in the 70s, when he used it on air following a rape story in the previous news segment. I guess it was about that time that rape jokes became unfunny. Felice If I were to use it in the context of rape, I would hope I would be fired. I thought I was quite careful to mention I did not condone rape. The context in which I unwisely used the joke was that Mavia had called NN and basically shelled out. Sorry people don't get it. I got it and chuckled...then of course I know you! One correction though...it's Elegant Stitch that gets my money! Mavia I went to Bev' s 'yard sale' last week - nearly $100 lighter, sigh. I didn't hear about that. Is she giving up or downsizing the business or just selling off excess supplies? Mavia |
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"lucretia borgia" wrote in message ... "Mavia Beaulieu" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with I went to Bev' s 'yard sale' last week - nearly $100 lighter, sigh. I didn't hear about that. Is she giving up or downsizing the business or just selling off excess supplies? Mavia No, she's doing what she always did. Her lessons are only in the winter though. She still has a full line of Appletons and many new Elsa Williams crewel and needlepoint kits. She also carries the Elsa Williams crewel wools as well but they don't have the range of shades the Appletons do, which is what I wanted. She also has good linen, though I have found Copelands just as nice for embroidery linen and cheaper. She seems to have adjusted okay. I kind of think one of the grandsons is actually living there with her, which may or may not be, a good thing. She apparently reads her emails when he opens it up for her, I was dying to tell her she could so easily do it herself but she is convinced you need to be a rocket scientist to use a computer! Her yard sale was more on the buttons, zippers and sewing items, those she is clearing away. I am sure if you wanted any, she would be more than glad to sell to you. That probably would be left over stock from when they had the shop with sewing materials etc. Glad to hear she's doing well. You really need to convince her to get a handle on using her computer. There are lots of basic courses at the libraries that would be helpful. Mavia |
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lucretia borgia wrote:
I have found many people believe they can press one button and everything will implode. Sometimes I wish that were so! I had a co-worker who thought that way. We hired her because we were impressed that a 60 y/o had the gumption to go back to school after her husband died, to learn word processing. Unfortunately, the school apparently graduated her for the same reason. She was petrified to hit any of the keys that don't appear on a standard typewriter keyboard. She'd type a letter, but I had to hit Ctrl-P to print it. One afternoon when things were slow, I made her stop-watch me, as I hit Ctrl-Alt-Del, to the time I got the computer up and running again. Matter of minutes. Then I showed her the worst possible thing that could happen -- I unplugged the computer, which in those days caused total memory loss. Took me less than an hour to reload absolutely everything we'd just lost, and far less than that to reinstall just the software we needed to be able to start working. Finally convinced her that nothing she could do (short of pouring a pitcher of water into it) would kill the computer. -- Karen C - California Finished 7/4/06 - needlepoint calendar canvas for August WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!, Farmers Market (TIAG#8) Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn, Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths Myths, with research cites: http://www.aacfs.org/images/pdfs/myths.pdf See my designs exclusively at www.TyWolfeDesigns.com Editor/Proofreader http://hometown.aol.com/kmc528/KMC.html |
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Karen C - California wrote:
lucretia borgia wrote: I have found many people believe they can press one button and everything will implode. Sometimes I wish that were so! I had a co-worker who thought that way. We hired her because we were impressed that a 60 y/o had the gumption to go back to school after her husband died, to learn word processing. Unfortunately, the school apparently graduated her for the same reason. She was petrified to hit any of the keys that don't appear on a standard typewriter keyboard. She'd type a letter, but I had to hit Ctrl-P to print it. One afternoon when things were slow, I made her stop-watch me, as I hit Ctrl-Alt-Del, to the time I got the computer up and running again. Matter of minutes. Then I showed her the worst possible thing that could happen -- I unplugged the computer, which in those days caused total memory loss. Took me less than an hour to reload absolutely everything we'd just lost, and far less than that to reinstall just the software we needed to be able to start working. Finally convinced her that nothing she could do (short of pouring a pitcher of water into it) would kill the computer. Now Karen, you don't know that. She might have enjoyed playing with high voltage! -- Brenda Arrrrrgh, now I'm going to have AC/DC playing in my head all night! |
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