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Old January 27th 08, 02:06 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Bruce Fletcher (Stronsay, Orkney)
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Default OT - memory problems

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they"re physically okay,
but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
"Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
She says "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it
down, so's not to forget it?"
He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it
down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
sake!"
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man
returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment before asking "Where's my toast?"
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Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney
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