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ot - thoughts on Beer by 7yr olds
Received this am and forwarded already. jennellh
A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'. 7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' 7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want On television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. 7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' 7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' 7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. 7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' 7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' 7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' 7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' |
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ot - thoughts on Beer by 7yr olds
Gee, I bet if the parents of these kids could see what they are
saying, there might beless beer imbibing going on ) Ginger in CA On Oct 11, 8:37*am, jennellh wrote: Received this am and forwarded already. *jennellh A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'. 7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' 7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want On television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. 7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' 7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' 7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. 7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' 7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' 7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' 7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. *Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' |
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Having spent some time in classrooms with Kindergarteners and 1st & 2nd
graders..... I would be most parents would NEVER show up at the Parent-Teacher's conference if they knew what was disclosed at Show - N - Tell. Oh my ... the things they tell!!! On more than one occasion I either gasped out loud... or had to really hold in the belly laugh. Parents of primary school children... you've now been warned! LOL -- Kate in MI http://community.webshots.com/user/K_Groves * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Ginger in CA" wrote in message ... Gee, I bet if the parents of these kids could see what they are saying, there might beless beer imbibing going on ) Ginger in CA On Oct 11, 8:37 am, jennellh wrote: Received this am and forwarded already. jennellh A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'. 7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' 7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want On television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. 7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' 7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' 7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. 7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' 7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' 7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' 7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' |
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ot - thoughts on Beer by 7yr olds
I was a brownie leader for several years - yes the things we heard without
asking could make some parents stay at home and never be seen in public again. Sometimes it was all the leaders could do to keep a straight face. Kelly "Kate G." wrote in message ... Having spent some time in classrooms with Kindergarteners and 1st & 2nd graders..... I would be most parents would NEVER show up at the Parent-Teacher's conference if they knew what was disclosed at Show - N - Tell. Oh my ... the things they tell!!! On more than one occasion I either gasped out loud... or had to really hold in the belly laugh. Parents of primary school children... you've now been warned! LOL -- Kate in MI http://community.webshots.com/user/K_Groves * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Ginger in CA" wrote in message ... Gee, I bet if the parents of these kids could see what they are saying, there might beless beer imbibing going on ) Ginger in CA On Oct 11, 8:37 am, jennellh wrote: Received this am and forwarded already. jennellh A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'. 7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' 7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want On television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. 7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' 7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' 7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. 7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' 7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' 7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' 7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' |
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Kelly, I was a Brownie Leader several years ago too, and some of the
things I heard - well, I had to bite my tongue - they're SO precious! Mercifully, I was never drinking anything when "out of the mouths of babes" happened........... lol. Patti (formerly) in Seattle On Oct 11, 3:22*pm, "kelly" wrote: I was a brownie leader for several years - yes the things we heard without asking could make some parents stay at home and never be seen in public again. *Sometimes it was all the leaders could do to keep a straight face. Kelly "Kate G." wrote in message |
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On Oct 11, 2:22�pm, "kelly" wrote:
I was a brownie leader for several years - yes the things we heard without asking could make some parents stay at home and never be seen in public again. �Sometimes it was all the leaders could do to keep a straight face. Kelly Heh. I was a Brownie leader too. One thing I learned is that little girls sometimes just want your attention, and they want to *tell* you something. I sometimes wondered if they were making this stuff up on the spot. (sometimes I'd hope so!) They were great, though. I miss those days. Sherry |
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Younger than 7. We were so happy to have a visit by a 4 year-old this week.
Of course, Yogi ran to her and flipped belly-up for her to give him a rub. (Our attack dog, mind you.) We are very fortunate to have 8,500 gators to guard the property; if you can rub his tummy or bring a doggy biscuit, you're okay with Yogi.) Anyhow. There he was in all his glory. The 4 year-old clearly identified his exposed parts and explained their functions for us. She also observed our pretty bird bath fountain and announced that she liked a shower but Mama always wanted her to wash. God bless mamas. Polly "Sherry" wrote in message ... On Oct 11, 2:22?pm, "kelly" wrote: I was a brownie leader for several years - yes the things we heard without asking could make some parents stay at home and never be seen in public again. ?Sometimes it was all the leaders could do to keep a straight face. Kelly Heh. I was a Brownie leader too. One thing I learned is that little girls sometimes just want your attention, and they want to *tell* you something. I sometimes wondered if they were making this stuff up on the spot. (sometimes I'd hope so!) They were great, though. I miss those days. Sherry |
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Some of the things could not have been made up. We were in an inner city
school and I got a little bit of an education. We did however after that change show and tell to tell us the best thing that happened to you that week. That did cut down on some of the educational things we heard. I still miss that age though. They are so honest. Unfortunately with my auto-immune system and the meds I am on I don't dare do volunteer work with young kids anymore. As it is I looked after my 6 year old nephew a couple of weeks ago and ended up with the flu big time. A cold this time from my husband has me flat most of the week. Just can't be around bugs too much. In small doses I take my chances. Kelly in BC |
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