OT - A Dog's Christmas Promises

Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all
their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and tinsel
from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas
rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill
is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out
into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will
eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the
stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling
on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human
have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree
down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as
soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink
from it. It will make me sick.


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So true.....oh so true....lol

--
Sharon From Melbourne Australia (Queen of Down Under)
http://www.geocities.com/shazrules/index.html

"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
...
Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all
their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and
tinsel
from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas
rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill
is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out
into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I
will
eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the
stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and
piddling
on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human
have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree
down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as
soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink
from it. It will make me sick.


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Dad would reply to this, while shaking his head
"I've been lied to before".
Cute LN.
Taria

"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote:

Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all
their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and tinsel
from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas
rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill
is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out
into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will
eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the
stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling
on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human
have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree
down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as
soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink
from it. It will make me sick.

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I showed this to my dog, and he gave me a look that said "Yeah, right. Not
in THIS lifetime!" LOL

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
remove the obvious to reply


"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
...
Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all
their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and
tinsel
from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas
rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill
is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out
into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I
will
eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the
stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and
piddling
on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human
have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree
down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as
soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink
from it. It will make me sick.


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Oh pleeze. Can we add just this one?
I will not express my amorous interest in Aunt Polly by wrapping
myself around her leg and rubbing my male parts on her. She's a cut chick
but just for the holidays, I will exert some self-control. Polly Esther

"Kathy Applebaum" wrote in message
. ..
I showed this to my dog, and he gave me a look that said "Yeah, right. Not
in THIS lifetime!" LOL

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
remove the obvious to reply


"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
...
Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening
all
their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and
tinsel
from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas
rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind
chill
is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out
into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I
will
eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the
stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and
piddling
on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my
human
have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree
down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree
as
soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not
drink
from it. It will make me sick.


---
Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.551 / Virus Database: 343 - Release Date: 12/11/2003

Oops. Make that "cute chick". I was trying to decide if the word was chic or
chick and didn't even notice the word cut(e). And I do know what available
girl dogs are referred to in doggy groups but I am entirely too inhibited to
say that word. Polly

"Polly Esther" wrote in message
link.net...
Oh pleeze. Can we add just this one?
I will not express my amorous interest in Aunt Polly by wrapping
myself around her leg and rubbing my male parts on her. She's a cut chick
but just for the holidays, I will exert some self-control. Polly Esther

"Kathy Applebaum" wrote in message
. ..
I showed this to my dog, and he gave me a look that said "Yeah, right.
Not
in THIS lifetime!" LOL

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
remove the obvious to reply


"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote in message
...
Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening
all
their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and
tinsel
from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new
Christmas
rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind
chill
is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights
out
into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which
I
will
eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of
the
stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and
piddling
on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my
human
have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the
tree
down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree
as
soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not
drink
from it. It will make me sick.


---
Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.551 / Virus Database: 343 - Release Date: 12/11/2003