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Old May 7th 04, 03:02 AM
Gillian Murray
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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for
delivery in Vera Cruz,Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in
New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
delivered to Mexico....

But as we know....the great ship did not make it to New York....The ship hit
an iceberg and sank....
and the cargo was forever lost....

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
awaiting its delivery....were disconsolate at the loss....

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning
which they still observe to this day....

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th....and is
known....of course.... as






ready for this






are you sure






really??




Sinko de Mayo...

DH made me do it!!

Gillian




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Old May 7th 04, 03:27 AM
Lucille
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Ggrrrooooaaaaannnnnn----That's a heck of a way to say good night Gillian.
I'm sure I'm going to have several dopey dreams about that joke tonight.

Actually it really did make me giggle!!

Night, Night

Lucille



Aren't you ashamed of yourself.
"Gillian Murray" wrote in message
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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled

for
delivery in Vera Cruz,Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in
New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
delivered to Mexico....

But as we know....the great ship did not make it to New York....The ship

hit
an iceberg and sank....
and the cargo was forever lost....

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
awaiting its delivery....were disconsolate at the loss....

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning
which they still observe to this day....

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th....and is
known....of course.... as






ready for this






are you sure






really??




Sinko de Mayo...

DH made me do it!!

Gillian






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Old May 7th 04, 03:51 AM
Jenn Liace
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On Fri, 07 May 2004 02:02:08 GMT, "Gillian Murray"
wrote:

Sinko de Mayo...


eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww LOL


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Old May 7th 04, 04:01 AM
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Would've been better as sinko de Miracle Whip!


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Old May 7th 04, 08:18 PM
Joan Erickson
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Karen C - California wrote:

Would've been better as sinko de Miracle Whip!

I dunno, Karen. It kinda loses something there. Just as mayonnaise
seems to have lost *its* flavor!
D&R really fast!

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