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OT - -hate those nutty emails
The ones that INSIST you must forward it --
or the ones that insist you will get free stuff, cash, etc.... the urban myths??? well - here is a great laugh about it all... The Soapbox http://snurl.com/1z1t Cheryl of A HREF="http://www.dragonbeads.com" DRAGON BEADS /A Flameworked beads and glass http://www.dragonbeads.com/ |
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Love it!!!!!!
-- KarenK Desert Dreamer Designs http://members.cox.net/desertdreameraz/ Ebay Sto http://www.stores.ebay.com/desertdreamerdesigns JustBeads: http://www.justbeads.com/search/ql.cfm?s=DesertDreamer |
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LOL - perfect!!
-- Kandice Seeber Air & Earth Designs http://www.lampwork.net \ The ones that INSIST you must forward it -- or the ones that insist you will get free stuff, cash, etc.... the urban myths??? well - here is a great laugh about it all... The Soapbox http://snurl.com/1z1t Cheryl of A HREF="http://www.dragonbeads.com" DRAGON BEADS /A Flameworked beads and glass http://www.dragonbeads.com/ |
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yes i LOVE that one...and definitely HATE those emails.
-- Jalynne - who is trying not to overdo while shoveling out my craft room and starting over....would it just be easier to burn the place down first? Nah....then i'd have to go buy new stuff...hmmm, that's a tempting thought too...boy oh boy are these pain meds good...hehe Queen Gypsy (snail mail available upon request) see what i've been up to at www.100megsfree4.com/jalynne "Cheryl" wrote in message ... The ones that INSIST you must forward it -- or the ones that insist you will get free stuff, cash, etc.... the urban myths??? well - here is a great laugh about it all... The Soapbox http://snurl.com/1z1t Cheryl of A HREF="http://www.dragonbeads.com" DRAGON BEADS /A Flameworked beads and glass http://www.dragonbeads.com/ |
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Haw haw haw!
boy oh boy are these pain meds good...hehe ~~ Sooz ------- "Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry." John Lennon (1940 - 1980) Royal Varieties Performance ~ Dr. Sooz's Bead Links http://airandearth.netfirms.com/soozlinkslist.html |
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Bonsai kittys indeed!
Wish I could see, but the page never loads for me! Carol in SLC New jewelry (8/28): http://members.aol.com/carolinslc/hoyt1.jpg |
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Shoot, just box everything up and let Me sort through it for you hon... save
your energy for more important things. ;-) Diana.. -- http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 "Jalynne" wrote in message k.net... yes i LOVE that one...and definitely HATE those emails. -- Jalynne - who is trying not to overdo while shoveling out my craft room and starting over....would it just be easier to burn the place down first? Nah....then i'd have to go buy new stuff...hmmm, that's a tempting thought too...boy oh boy are these pain meds good...hehe Queen Gypsy (snail mail available upon request) see what i've been up to at www.100megsfree4.com/jalynne "Cheryl" wrote in message ... The ones that INSIST you must forward it -- or the ones that insist you will get free stuff, cash, etc.... the urban myths??? well - here is a great laugh about it all... The Soapbox http://snurl.com/1z1t Cheryl of A HREF="http://www.dragonbeads.com" DRAGON BEADS /A Flameworked beads and glass http://www.dragonbeads.com/ |
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I found this on the hoaxbusters website, and it cracked me up so bad, I HAD
to send it to all the people I know who forward me all those emails..... it is soooo funny..enjoy! Boy With Just A Head Spoof The following, as you can tell, is a spoof of the sympathy letters. I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. (Don't cry, Mommy!) Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Van Nostrem from the clinic said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless ****head who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that, if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow horrible death so you can burn forever in the tar pits of hell. What kind of goddamned person are you that you can't take five ****ing minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy. One time I had a puppy but he ate my leaves. Thank You. The boy with just a head. And a burlap sack for a body. "Cheryl" wrote in message ... The ones that INSIST you must forward it -- or the ones that insist you will get free stuff, cash, etc.... the urban myths??? well - here is a great laugh about it all... The Soapbox http://snurl.com/1z1t |
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F***ing hilarious!!! And strangely heart-tugging as well.
-- Kandice Seeber Air & Earth Designs http://www.lampwork.net I found this on the hoaxbusters website, and it cracked me up so bad, I HAD to send it to all the people I know who forward me all those emails..... it is soooo funny..enjoy! Boy With Just A Head Spoof The following, as you can tell, is a spoof of the sympathy letters. I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. (Don't cry, Mommy!) Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Van Nostrem from the clinic said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless ****head who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that, if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow horrible death so you can burn forever in the tar pits of hell. What kind of goddamned person are you that you can't take five ****ing minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy. One time I had a puppy but he ate my leaves. Thank You. The boy with just a head. And a burlap sack for a body. |
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