OFF TOPIC - a recipe for madness

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Pat P wrote:
I believe they`ve done that awful "Crazy Frog" as a ringtone! Now that
WOULD drive you nuts. I got it on a keyring for Richard last Christmas.
After his boys had driven HIM mad with it, he passed it on to his
soon-to-be-brother-in-law`s little boy. Looks like I`ve driven several
families round the bend with it!!! If you Google Crazy Frog Ring Tone,
you can get it!!! LOL! I hope your kids don`t read this.

A good use for such a keyring or those infuriating greeting cards that
incessantly play a tinny tune is to pop them into molehills on your lawn -
the moles soon move out!
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Bruce Fletcher
btinternetDOTcomATricardian
Stronsay, Orkney
www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont
"Why does mineral water that has been stored underground for thousands of
years have a 'use by' date?"

Not much good with a keyring - unless you`re prepared to nip out every few
seconds to press the button! LOL!

Pat

Pat P wrote:
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A good use for such a keyring or those infuriating greeting cards that
incessantly play a tinny tune is to pop them into molehills on your lawn -
the moles soon move out!

Not much good with a keyring - unless you`re prepared to nip out every few
seconds to press the button! LOL!

But the moles would trigger the keyring themselves when they stepped
upon it...
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Bruce Fletcher
btinternetDOTcomATricardian
Stronsay, Orkney
www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont
"Why does mineral water that has been stored underground for thousands
of years have a 'use by' date?"

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Pat P wrote:
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A good use for such a keyring or those infuriating greeting cards that
incessantly play a tinny tune is to pop them into molehills on your
lawn - the moles soon move out!

Not much good with a keyring - unless you`re prepared to nip out every
few seconds to press the button! LOL!

But the moles would trigger the keyring themselves when they stepped upon
it...
--
Bruce Fletcher
btinternetDOTcomATricardian
Stronsay, Orkney
www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont
"Why does mineral water that has been stored underground for thousands of
years have a 'use by' date?"

I`d rather rely on my daughter`s other half who is an expert mole-catcher!
LOL!

Pat

On 10/4/06 1:33 PM, in article , "Pat
P" wrote:


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Pat P wrote:
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A good use for such a keyring or those infuriating greeting cards that
incessantly play a tinny tune is to pop them into molehills on your
lawn - the moles soon move out!

Not much good with a keyring - unless you`re prepared to nip out every
few seconds to press the button! LOL!

But the moles would trigger the keyring themselves when they stepped upon
it...
--
Bruce Fletcher
btinternetDOTcomATricardian
Stronsay, Orkney
www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont
"Why does mineral water that has been stored underground for thousands of
years have a 'use by' date?"

I`d rather rely on my daughter`s other half who is an expert mole-catcher!
LOL!

Pat


It's a cat? RDH
C

"Cheryl Isaak" wrote in message
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On 10/4/06 1:33 PM, in article , "Pat
P" wrote:


wrote in message
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Pat P wrote:
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A good use for such a keyring or those infuriating greeting cards that
incessantly play a tinny tune is to pop them into molehills on your
lawn - the moles soon move out!

Not much good with a keyring - unless you`re prepared to nip out every
few seconds to press the button! LOL!

But the moles would trigger the keyring themselves when they stepped
upon
it...
--
Bruce Fletcher
btinternetDOTcomATricardian
Stronsay, Orkney
www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont
"Why does mineral water that has been stored underground for thousands
of
years have a 'use by' date?"

I`d rather rely on my daughter`s other half who is an expert
mole-catcher!
LOL!

Pat


It's a cat? RDH
C


No - he`s a human bean OK! A deerstalker, but catches moles when required!
LOL!

My geese used to try to catch moles - I heard loud honking one morning, and
all three of them were standing around a still erupting molehill waiting to
attack anything that might appear! Mind you, the gander would have a go at
anyone, including me!

Pat

My previous phone played Nessun Dorma. It went off at a meeting once and
two men at the table began to sing along with it.
Dawne

On 10/5/06 9:43 AM, in article , "Dawne
Peterson" wrote:

My previous phone played Nessun Dorma. It went off at a meeting once and
two men at the table began to sing along with it.
Dawne



I just found "Take Five" as a ring tone that would work on my phone. Since I
can't seem to find Fur Elise, I'm thinking about it really hard.

Cheryl

Cheryl Isaak wrote:
On 10/5/06 9:43 AM, in article , "Dawne
Peterson" wrote:

My previous phone played Nessun Dorma. It went off at a meeting once
and two men at the table began to sing along with it.
Dawne



I just found "Take Five" as a ring tone that would work on my phone.
Since I can't seem to find Fur Elise, I'm thinking about it really hard.

Cheryl

Try
http://www.ringerman.com/Fur-Elise-R...-1016&gclid=CO
ye5JS94ocCFRGXFQodm0nm9A

You'll have to cut and paste into your browser, but anyuone that can stand
that piece deserves it. I played it at my second recital. I practiced it
for hours and hours and hours.

George

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There is no such thing as being beneath one's dignity to put in an honest
day's work. Work *is* what gives us our dignity, as well as our sense of
self-worth. "Mishna 2(a)"

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Cheryl Isaak wrote:
On 10/5/06 9:43 AM, in article , "Dawne
Peterson" wrote:

My previous phone played Nessun Dorma. It went off at a meeting once
and two men at the table began to sing along with it.
Dawne


I just found "Take Five" as a ring tone that would work on my phone.
Since I can't seem to find Fur Elise, I'm thinking about it really hard.

Cheryl

Try
http://www.ringerman.com/Fur-Elise-R...-1016&gclid=CO
ye5JS94ocCFRGXFQodm0nm9A

You'll have to cut and paste into your browser, but anyuone that can stand
that piece deserves it. I played it at my second recital. I practiced it
for hours and hours and hours.

Stupid question time. I'm new to cell phones and have no idea how to
get a ringtone from my computer browser to my phone.

--
Brenda
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http://www.pgdp.net/

On 10/5/06 1:40 PM, in article ,
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Cheryl Isaak wrote:
On 10/5/06 9:43 AM, in article , "Dawne
Peterson" wrote:

My previous phone played Nessun Dorma. It went off at a meeting once
and two men at the table began to sing along with it.
Dawne



I just found "Take Five" as a ring tone that would work on my phone.
Since I can't seem to find Fur Elise, I'm thinking about it really hard.

Cheryl

Try
http://www.ringerman.com/Fur-Elise-R...-1016&gclid=CO
ye5JS94ocCFRGXFQodm0nm9A

You'll have to cut and paste into your browser, but anyuone that can stand
that piece deserves it. I played it at my second recital. I practiced it
for hours and hours and hours.

George
DD is Elise and I was being sentimental. I'm really looking for something
new.

Cheryl