I had the strangest service call today.

I went on a service call out in the Hamptons. Now I don't usually like
to go out that far,it just eats the day up. Anyway this guy was pretty
insistent and offered to pay doubletime since all the other companies
were booked up so I said o.k. I have a retired guy I work part timer
when its busy and I called him to come in so I could go out on this
job. Well I get out there and this place is swank. I'm talking Tony
Soprano digs here. This guy had a driveway about a quarter mile long
and when I get up to the house I hear music. There are kick ass
speakers outside and guess whst is playing. That's right it's HVAC
Attack as prety as you please. At this point I'm pretty stoked.
Obviously this homeowner has an appreciation for the finer things so
I'm already thinking about upsaleing him to a 26 seer 100% efficient
dual fuel system. Well I knock at the door and guess who
answers......it's David Gest!!!! Turns out there was nothing wrong
with his A/C. He just wanted to talk about my "career". Yeah right.
Silly faggot. I saw what he did to Lizas career. I just socked him
right in the nose,went back to my van and high tailed it out of there.
No thanks wierdo. I'll stick to marketing my music via the net.

Shalom,
Pop
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Attack! Wow!"

--SP4M-- (John in NH) wrote in message ...
This is quite likely the dumbest post yet in AMR.
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I disagree with that. There have been several things dumber than Pops
amusing anecdote about his work day. I'm having a hard time thinking
of them right now but I know I've seen some.

God Bless,
Al Kyder

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--SP4M-- (John in NH) wrote in message
...
This is quite likely the dumbest post yet in AMR.
~~~

I disagree with that. There have been several things dumber than Pops
amusing anecdote about his work day. I'm having a hard time thinking
of them right now but I know I've seen some.

Come on, Al! You haven't forgotten PM already? For shame! ;^)