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Breast or Bottle Fed?

(This made me laugh out loud...... I hope it will bring a smile to
your face!!!!!!)

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting
for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor
arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her
to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"

Thank you, Bonnie. I have a little quilting group here and when I read your
story, I had to stop everybody to laugh with me. Polly

"Bonnie Patterson" wrote in message
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Breast or Bottle Fed?

(This made me laugh out loud...... I hope it will bring a smile to
your face!!!!!!)

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting
for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor
arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her
to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"

rotflmao!! OMG~~ !! That's a good one.

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"Bonnie Patterson" wrote in message
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Breast or Bottle Fed?

(This made me laugh out loud...... I hope it will bring a smile to
your face!!!!!!)

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting
for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor
arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her
to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"