Not OT...Chocolate is a stitchers basic food!

The Rules of Eating Chocolate

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
too slowly.

2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in
a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
off your appetite and you'll eat less.

5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.

6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that
a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

7. Money talks. Chocolate sings.

8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

9. Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit.

10. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

11. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

12. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

lucretia borgia wrote:
On Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:43:35 GMT, Gillian Murray
opined:

The Rules of Eating Chocolate

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
too slowly.

2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in
a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
off your appetite and you'll eat less.

5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.

6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that
a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

7. Money talks. Chocolate sings.

8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

9. Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit.

10. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

11. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

12. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

Lots, I don't like chocolate. Rather have a good glass of wine.

I always take my hairdresser a bottle of homemade wine in lieu of a
tip and tonight his partner called me (oh horrors, his MALE partner
lol) and said he really liked the last bottle and wanted to call and
tell me so. I was very flattered, needless to say, I will now have to
take him a bottle too. Such a nice couple with - I am not sure - but
it sometimes seems like a dozen Westies. Perhaps, realistically it
is only four, but seems like more. All resuce dogs. Good people.

Nothing wrong with that...I am very found of Jim's cousin's other
half... I just know a lot Charles better than Rob, and he has an evil
sense of humor! You would fit right in!! LOL

Gill