OT - poor Bob (joke)

[Editor's note: Frankly, I give Bob *very* high marks for trying. My DH
wouldn't have done as well. *grin*]

While attending a marriage
seminar on communication, Bob and his wife
Carolyn listened to the
instructor declare, "It is essential that
husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe
your wife's favorite flower?
Bob leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently
and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Bob's life of celibacy.

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
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Kathy, you forgot to put the spew warning on here. Now I have to clean my
monitor again. :-)

Mika

"Kathy Applebaum" wrote in message
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[Editor's note: Frankly, I give Bob *very* high marks for trying. My DH
wouldn't have done as well. *grin*]

While attending a marriage
seminar on communication, Bob and his wife
Carolyn listened to the
instructor declare, "It is essential that
husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe
your wife's favorite flower?
Bob leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently
and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Bob's life of celibacy.

--
Kathy A. (Woodland, CA)
longarm machine quilting, Queen of Fabric Tramps
http://www.kayneyquilting.com ,
remove the obvious to reply