TIDBITS 11/20/05

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How To Build a Castle.

Well folks ... like Zapata ... I have returned. Pay attention
to link info at end of article. It has changed slightly. And
now ....

There are three ways to build a castle. There's the ancient
way. There's my way. And there's the jewelry way.

The ancient way: As defense structures ... castles date back
to the 1st century A.D. It is thought by thems wot think that
the very first castle may be the one in the Enda Mika'el palace
at Axum, in Ethiopia. They were defense structures as opposed to
palaces which were luxury abodes. And then ... believe it or not
.... there was the ready-to-assemble castle dating back to William
the Conqueror ... descendant of the Vikings. He had one prefabricated.
Timbers had been cut, shaped, and framed before being loaded onto a
ship in France which then sailed to England. Upon arrival ... the
Normans assembled the fort ... finished by evening ... and made
ready to attack. This info is for those of you who think pre-fabs
are the resultant ideas of today's minds.

My way: This is much more complicated as it involves structuring of
the utmost complexity. The tools and materials defy the stretches of
the most fertile of imaginations. Let me tell you about these tools
lest you too should decide one day to build a castle of your own.
You will need some CGI scripting. And some HTML. And PHP and XYZ.
Some Meta Tags won't hurt. A couple of Drop Down Menus. Images ...
of course. Hyper-Links too. And last but not least ... hammer and
nails and a good circular saw. Put 'em together and whaddya got? ...
a Castle with the finest of fortifications ... turrets galore ...
a handy moat and even more ... which in today's parlance is
euphemistically referred to a the new pages of Tyler-Adam Corp.
But don't be fooled by what you see. Behind all that jewelry and
innovation there lurks a well fortified castle designed to serve and
protect thems that visit.

The Jewelry Way: Ahhh ... here's the "raison d'etre" of Tdibits.
Anybody ever hear of a wee bit of a company called Cartier. Yes
.... well ... they too once decided to build a castle of their own.
Yes they did. It was made of eighteen karat yellow gold. It had
diamonds and red and black enameling. It was adorned with hearts
and windows and it was textured in a most exquisite fashion.

It's value ... around $2000.00

For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may
I direct you to my home page at www.tyler-adam.com where
you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to the area
that says Current Tidbits ... and then click on it in order to
view a goddess in action.

And there ya have it.
That's it for this week folks.
Catch you all next week.
Benjamin Mark

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