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LOL! Good one!

Karen, Queen of Squishies


Two elderly people living in Apache Junction, he was a widower and she a
widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a
community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went
on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage
to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes,
I will!'

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their
respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did
she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not
recall. Not even a faint memory.

With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he
explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed
the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired,
'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say
'No'?'

He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you
called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.' Polly

Thanks for leaving the text attached Karen -it was a good one indeed.
And the original did not appear! I have forwarded it to a friend who
needs more humor in her life. Wish she lived closer to our Polly.
Roberta in D

On Sun, 19 Jun 2011 09:43:46 -0500, Karen Tucker
wrote:

LOL! Good one!

Karen, Queen of Squishies


Two elderly people living in Apache Junction, he was a widower and she a
widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a
community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went
on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage
to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes,
I will!'

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their
respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did
she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not
recall. Not even a faint memory.

With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he
explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed
the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired,
'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say
'No'?'

He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you
called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.' Polly

Yes, Karen, thank you for repeating for me. The funny story had been
forwarded to me and I tried my best to change the fonts ( or whatevers) so
they would be acceptable to everybody's readers.
I have always suffered from insufficient memory and those dear old
folks did make me LOL.
And Roberta - send her on down. We have some neighbors who never appear
to be happy so one day I really did ask, "What makes you happy?" Can
you imagine that they seriously replied, "I can't think of a thing".
Polly

"Roberta" Roberta@Home wrote in message
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Thanks for leaving the text attached Karen -it was a good one indeed.
And the original did not appear! I have forwarded it to a friend who
needs more humor in her life. Wish she lived closer to our Polly.
Roberta in D

On Sun, 19 Jun 2011 09:43:46 -0500, Karen Tucker
wrote:

LOL! Good one!

Karen, Queen of Squishies


Two elderly people living in Apache Junction, he was a widower and she
a
widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was
a
community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal
went
on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the
courage
to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes.
Yes,
I will!'

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
their
respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or
did
she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not
recall. Not even a faint memory.

With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he
explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he
reviewed
the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he
inquired,
'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say
'No'?'

He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that
you
called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.' Polly

Would you believe I bought a Bernina from a lady who was going to make
fluffy pink tutus for horses and discovered that the Janome would do a wider
zigzag than the Bernina? I didn't believe her until she sent me a picture
of one of her horse costumes. I dunno about alligators though. They only
perform when bribed with special treats and we have run out of insurance
adjustors. It happens. Polly

"Bobbie Sews More" wrote in message
...
We have some neighbors who never appear
to be happy so one day I really did ask, "What makes you happy?"
Can you imagine that they seriously replied, "I can't think of a thing".
Polly


Maybe you could have a "special show" with the dancing alligators in the
neighbors front yard! Surely that would make everyone smile! It wouldn't
take long to stitch up some little pink skirts for the females!
Barbara in HOT SC

I do some copy editing from time to time. One piece was about a NY
boutique especially for extremely wealthy dogs. Did you know your girl
dogs need day and evening wear? and coordinating accessories? (I
personally wouldn't want my dog to be better dressed than I am!)
Roberta in D

On Sun, 19 Jun 2011 22:02:44 -0500, "Polly Esther"
wrote:

Would you believe I bought a Bernina from a lady who was going to make
fluffy pink tutus for horses and discovered that the Janome would do a wider
zigzag than the Bernina? I didn't believe her until she sent me a picture
of one of her horse costumes. I dunno about alligators though. They only
perform when bribed with special treats and we have run out of insurance
adjustors. It happens. Polly

"Bobbie Sews More" wrote in message
...
We have some neighbors who never appear
to be happy so one day I really did ask, "What makes you happy?"
Can you imagine that they seriously replied, "I can't think of a thing".
Polly


Maybe you could have a "special show" with the dancing alligators in the
neighbors front yard! Surely that would make everyone smile! It wouldn't
take long to stitch up some little pink skirts for the females!
Barbara in HOT SC

Howdy!

Janome: Smart choice!

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Ragmop/Sandy


On 6/19/11 10:02 PM, in article , "Polly
Esther" wrote:

Would you believe I bought a Bernina from a lady who was going to make
fluffy pink tutus for horses and discovered that the Janome would do a wider
zigzag than the Bernina? I didn't believe her until she sent me a picture
of one of her horse costumes. I dunno about alligators though. They only
perform when bribed with special treats and we have run out of insurance
adjustors. It happens. Polly

"Bobbie Sews More" wrote in message
...
We have some neighbors who never appear
to be happy so one day I really did ask, "What makes you happy?"
Can you imagine that they seriously replied, "I can't think of a thing".
Polly


Maybe you could have a "special show" with the dancing alligators in the
neighbors front yard! Surely that would make everyone smile! It wouldn't
take long to stitch up some little pink skirts for the females!
Barbara in HOT SC