VERY O.T....Merry Christmas!

I know this is not a needlepoint subject, but it's so hillarious I just had
to share it here.

Maureen

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE.


Ingredients:


1 cup of water

1 cup of sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups of dried fruit

1 teaspoon of baking soda

1 teaspoon of salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

nuts

a bottle of rum


Sample the rum to check for quality.


Take a large bowl. Check the rum again. To be sure it is of the

highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the

electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one

teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the rum is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the

mixer.Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of

dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the

beaterers, pry it loose with a drewsciver.

Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of

salts. Or someting. Who cares? Check the rum. Now sift the lemon

juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or

something.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to

beat off the turner. Trow the bowl out the window, check the rum

again and go to bed.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!


--
Maureen Miller
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