OT - to lighten the mood

A plane leaves Heathrow under the control of a Jewish captain. His
co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an
awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once
they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese - it doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There are a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"What? That's insane, Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the
captain, "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah - all same."
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I
ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." (Peter Kay)

"Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)"
wrote in message ...
A plane leaves Heathrow under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot
is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward
silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach
cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back
in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese - it doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There are a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"What? That's insane, Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain,
"It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah - all same."
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance." (Peter Kay)


That joke is as old as you are, and still amusing.

Lucille