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Old June 17th 05, 02:03 AM
Phil Kyle
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ah verbally sodomised in
news:kTose.14625$L65.1669@trnddc05:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


ah verbally sodomised in
news:3Rbse.17225$2K4.571@trnddc08:


Phil Kyle wrote:

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What's all this about peanut butter?

Apparently it's some butter that contains peanuts.

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains peanuts. DUH!
My weetabix packet has a warning saying it contains wheat. DUH!
If I was an allergic person I'd be offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a
trace of something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes animal
products.


Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small trace of
meat.


I did. Twice.


That was close.

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Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!





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  #12  
Old June 17th 05, 10:12 AM
Peter Hucker
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:38:36 +0100, Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:49:41 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

snip
snip
snip

snip
snip

snip

snip

My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes animal
products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small trace
of meat.


Well, it kind of ruins the point of being a vegetarian.


No it doesn't. I won't eat a whole animal, but 0.00001% of one makes
**** all difference.


Well I don't think anyone likes eating whole animals, unless you like
eating cow brains and eyeballs, not to mention balls balls. Unless you're
Craig Oldfield, of course, who not only eats them but marries them too.


Or French.

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Old June 17th 05, 10:22 AM
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:33:20 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


snip
snip

snip

snip

snip

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains peanuts. DUH!
My weetabix packet has a warning saying it contains wheat. DUH!
If I was an allergic person I'd be offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a trace of
something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes animal
products.


Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small trace of meat.


I did. Twice.


Do they cancel each other out?


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http://www.insanevideoclips.com
http://www.petersphotos.com

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  #14  
Old June 17th 05, 04:16 PM
Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:38:36 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:49:41 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

snip
snip
snip

snip
snip
snip

snip

My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes animal
products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small trace
of meat.


Well, it kind of ruins the point of being a vegetarian.

No it doesn't. I won't eat a whole animal, but 0.00001% of one makes
**** all difference.


Well I don't think anyone likes eating whole animals, unless you like
eating cow brains and eyeballs, not to mention balls balls. Unless
you're Craig Oldfield, of course, who not only eats them but marries
them too.


Or French.


Wee


--
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Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!





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Old June 17th 05, 04:17 PM
Phil Kyle
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"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:33:20 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


snip
snip

snip

snip

snip

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains peanuts.
DUH! My weetabix packet has a warning saying it contains wheat.
DUH! If I was an allergic person I'd be offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a
trace of something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes animal
products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small trace
of meat.


I did. Twice.


Do they cancel each other out?



Well, if they don't he's a ghost.

--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!





  #16  
Old June 19th 05, 01:23 PM
ah
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Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
newsUose.14641$L65.13878@trnddc05:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:49:41 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


snip
snip

snip

snip
snip

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains peanuts.
DUH! My weetabix packet has a warning saying it contains wheat.
DUH! If I was an allergic person I'd be offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a
trace of something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes animal
products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small trace
of meat.


Well, it kind of ruins the point of being a vegetarian.

No it doesn't. I won't eat a whole animal, but 0.00001% of one makes
**** all difference.


Well I don't think anyone likes eating whole animals, unless you like
eating cow brains and eyeballs, not to mention balls balls. Unless
you're Craig Oldfield, of course, who not only eats them but marries
them too.


Craig married some bison testicles?


No, cow! Although he talks bison testicles.


Craig married some cow testicles?

Incontheivable!
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  #17  
Old June 19th 05, 01:27 PM
ah
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:33:20 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


snip
snip

snip

snip

snip

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains peanuts. DUH!
My weetabix packet has a warning saying it contains wheat. DUH!
If I was an allergic person I'd be offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a trace of
something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes animal
products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small trace of meat.


I did. Twice.


Do they cancel each other out?


Chronic re-incorporation
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ah

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\'I'|
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  #18  
Old June 22nd 05, 04:18 PM
Phil Kyle
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ah verbally sodomised in
news:Ysdte.10422$kj5.7290@trnddc03:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
newsUose.14641$L65.13878@trnddc05:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:49:41 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


snip
snip

snip

snip
snip

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains peanuts.
DUH! My weetabix packet has a warning saying it contains wheat.
DUH! If I was an allergic person I'd be offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a
trace of something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes
animal products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small
trace of meat.


Well, it kind of ruins the point of being a vegetarian.

No it doesn't. I won't eat a whole animal, but 0.00001% of one
makes **** all difference.


Well I don't think anyone likes eating whole animals, unless you like
eating cow brains and eyeballs, not to mention balls balls. Unless
you're Craig Oldfield, of course, who not only eats them but marries
them too.

Craig married some bison testicles?


No, cow! Although he talks bison testicles.


Craig married some cow testicles?

Incontheivable!


Almost.

--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

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Old June 23rd 05, 12:50 AM
ah
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Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:Ysdte.10422$kj5.7290@trnddc03:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
newsUose.14641$L65.13878@trnddc05:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:49:41 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


snip
snip

snip

snip
snip

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains peanuts.
DUH! My weetabix packet has a warning saying it contains wheat.
DUH! If I was an allergic person I'd be offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has a
trace of something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that the
product has been processed in a facility that also processes
animal products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small
trace of meat.


Well, it kind of ruins the point of being a vegetarian.

No it doesn't. I won't eat a whole animal, but 0.00001% of one
makes **** all difference.


Well I don't think anyone likes eating whole animals, unless you like
eating cow brains and eyeballs, not to mention balls balls. Unless
you're Craig Oldfield, of course, who not only eats them but marries
them too.

Craig married some bison testicles?

No, cow! Although he talks bison testicles.


Craig married some cow testicles?

Incontheivable!


Almost.


Pardon?
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Old June 23rd 05, 03:45 PM
Phil Kyle
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ah verbally sodomised in
news:nPmue.5317$dN.2686@trnddc04:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:Ysdte.10422$kj5.7290@trnddc03:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
newsUose.14641$L65.13878@trnddc05:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:49:41 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:18:42 +0100, Dolores
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:14:11 +0100, Phil Kyle
wrote:


snip
snip

snip

snip
snip

Apparently anyone with allergies is extremely thick.
My peanut butter jar has a warning saying it contains
peanuts. DUH! My weetabix packet has a warning saying it
contains wheat. DUH! If I was an allergic person I'd be
offended!



If you were an allergic person you'd be ****ed. Everything has
a trace of something or other in it.


My favorites are vegetarian products that have a warning that
the product has been processed in a facility that also
processes animal products.

Hmmmm like they think vegetarians will die if they eat a small
trace of meat.


Well, it kind of ruins the point of being a vegetarian.

No it doesn't. I won't eat a whole animal, but 0.00001% of one
makes **** all difference.


Well I don't think anyone likes eating whole animals, unless you
like eating cow brains and eyeballs, not to mention balls balls.
Unless you're Craig Oldfield, of course, who not only eats them but
marries them too.

Craig married some bison testicles?

No, cow! Although he talks bison testicles.

Craig married some cow testicles?

Incontheivable!


Almost.


Pardon?


No I won't.

--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

 




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