Happy Mother's day

had to pass this one along....

Subject: All about Moms
Why did God make mothers? Answers given by elementary school age children to
the following questions.

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the
world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice. (love this one!)

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it
and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.



-- Kellie
kjbeanne at yahoo dot com
www.kjbeanne.com/kellie.htm

Thanks for posting this, Kellie! I think I'll keep the eyes in the back of
my head and my one dab of mean. ;-P

--
Wendy
http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm
"This makes the kind of sense that's not." - Oz
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"Kellie J. Berger" wrote in message
m...
had to pass this one along....

Subject: All about Moms
Why did God make mothers? Answers given by elementary school age children
to the following questions.

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice. (love this one!)

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.



-- Kellie
kjbeanne at yahoo dot com
www.kjbeanne.com/kellie.htm

my thoughts exactly!!! I think i'll keep the scotch tape hidden too :~)
will have to ponder on the blue hair though....

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-- Kellie
kjbeanne at yahoo dot com
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/berger....net/my_photos
"frood" wrote in message
om...
Thanks for posting this, Kellie! I think I'll keep the eyes in the back of
my head and my one dab of mean. ;-P

--
Wendy
http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm
"This makes the kind of sense that's not." - Oz
De-Fang email address to reply


"Kellie J. Berger" wrote in message
m...
had to pass this one along....

Subject: All about Moms
Why did God make mothers? Answers given by elementary school age children
to the following questions.

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice. (love this one!)

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.



-- Kellie
kjbeanne at yahoo dot com
www.kjbeanne.com/kellie.htm

my thoughts on this weekend...
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me gloomy, hmmmmmm.
no mom, no home, in foreign country having 'issues' with bank cuz they
cant read and interpret a legal document because this type of document
doesnt exist here. a will that requires no probate.
in limbo waiting for godot.
j.

j.

I just asked my DS (nearly 4) what mummy's do...

Work at the computer
Work on quilts
Do ironing
Do washing
and nothing else

LOL

--
Jessamy ( ok that told me... I have spent too much time the past few days
reorganising stuff and writing quilt patterns and last week I had a deadline
to meet on a commission quilt)
www.geocities.com/jess_ayad
http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jess_ayad/my_photos
In The Netherlands
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Subject: All about Moms
Why did God make mothers? Answers given by elementary school age children to
the following questions.

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the
world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice. (love this one!)

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it
and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.



-- Kellie
kjbeanne at yahoo dot com
www.kjbeanne.com/kellie.htm

Jeanne,

I hereby adopt you as my rctq daughter.

Here is a hug {{{{{Jeanne}}}}}, and a "there, there, dear, it's going to
all work out" and some hair stroking too.

Hang in there, baby!


--
Anne in CA
"It's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got." -- Sheryl
Crow
http://community.webshots.com/user/annerudolph3
http://home.covad.net/~arudolph/annes.htm
nzlstar* wrote:
my thoughts on this weekend...
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....................
.................
me gloomy, hmmmmmm.
no mom, no home, in foreign country having 'issues' with bank cuz they
cant read and interpret a legal document because this type of document
doesnt exist here. a will that requires no probate.
in limbo waiting for godot.
j.

j.

Anne in CA wrote:
Jeanne,

I hereby adopt you as my rctq daughter.

Here is a hug {{{{{Jeanne}}}}}, and a "there, there, dear, it's going to
all work out" and some hair stroking too.

Hang in there, baby!


actually I meant to say that I am offering to adopt you -- not to be too
pushy and try to do it without your consent :-)

--
Anne in CA
"It's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got." -- Sheryl
Crow
http://community.webshots.com/user/annerudolph3
http://home.covad.net/~arudolph/annes.htm

nzlstar* wrote:

my thoughts on this weekend...
..................
.................
....................
....................
.................
me gloomy, hmmmmmm.
no mom, no home, in foreign country having 'issues' with bank cuz they
cant read and interpret a legal document because this type of document
doesnt exist here. a will that requires no probate.
in limbo waiting for godot.
j.

j.

{{{{{{{jeanne}}}}}}}


--

the black rose
Research Associate in the Field of Child Development and Human
Relations
http://community.webshots.com/user/blackrosequilts

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I hereby adopt you as my cyber-mummy.

Happy mothers day , mummy. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{big hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

--
Sharon from Melbourne Australia (Queen of Down Under)
http://www.geocities.com/shazrules/craft.html (takes a while to load)
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/shazrules/my_photos (same as website but
quicker)

"nzlstar*" wrote in message
ups.com...
my thoughts on this weekend...
..................
.................
....................
....................
.................
me gloomy, hmmmmmm.
no mom, no home, in foreign country having 'issues' with bank cuz they
cant read and interpret a legal document because this type of document
doesnt exist here. a will that requires no probate.
in limbo waiting for godot.
j.

j.

thanks anne and sharon for the adoption offer.
might be a bit hard as i could well end up in jail over this before its
all over.
no big deal. slept in worse places and eaten worse food.
i will not leave the bank next time without my family history and they
can all go to hell in a handcart if they really think otherwise.
i will ask to see it to confirm all is well and its not been tampered
with, when i get it in my hands, i will turn and walk out the door and
keep on walking til i get back to london. carole will not drive me away
so its walk, hitchhike, bus or jail if they find me first. if they
touch me i will have them for assault.
i am right, legally, ethically and morally. i'll do what i gotta do but
all those bits of family jewelry (nothing much of monetary value to
anyone else and to me they are all emotional value as i'd never ever
sell them) so its only gonna cost them a lot of bucks. i will do what i
have to do, if i go to jail and eventually court i will not pay a
lawyer as all the documents i have are legal and official so 'i' dont
need one. its just how they interpret them according to what they know
here which is not accurate. if they would read all the documents
objectively they would see it was all correct as is.

stand by for the next installment of this saga folks, looks like it
might well get rather nasty before all is said and done here.
the weather here has improved and its turned into a lovely spring.
happy mothers day, hmmmmm, we'll see i guess.
jeanne
by the way, i do hope anyone whos sick of my ranting has already
blocked me so they arent subjected to it anymore, i'd hate to put
anyone thru this when they dont care