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Old September 7th 06, 06:14 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.yarn
Wooly
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Default What did the one-armed sweater say

To the knitter?

"Finish me, damn you!"

I have a sweater with one finished sleeve and one 3/4 sleeve. The
sweater also needs a neckband, but it looks like a sweater now. Give
me another 3-4 days at the (mentally- and physically-challenged) rate
I'm going and I might get it 100% finished. Then we'll talk about
ends...

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Old September 7th 06, 06:59 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.yarn
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Default What did the one-armed sweater say

Wooly wrote:
To the knitter?

"Finish me, damn you!"

I have a sweater with one finished sleeve and one 3/4 sleeve. The
sweater also needs a neckband, but it looks like a sweater now. Give
me another 3-4 days at the (mentally- and physically-challenged) rate
I'm going and I might get it 100% finished. Then we'll talk about
ends...

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This practice has cut my spam by more than 95%.
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Well, lets get it finished Wooly.

Hugs,
Dennis
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Old September 7th 06, 01:44 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.yarn
Wooly
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Default What did the one-armed sweater say

On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 00:59:17 -0500, SpikeDriver
spewed forth :

Well, lets get it finished Wooly.

Hugs,
Dennis


I will, it's just a matter of time...

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Old September 8th 06, 06:23 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.yarn
Mirjam Bruck-Cohen
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Default What did the one-armed sweater say

Hee the Other arm is neglected !!!
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Old September 8th 06, 06:24 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.yarn
Mirjam Bruck-Cohen
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Default What did the one-armed sweater say

I must confess i have a sweater [ for my son] that has the same
Diagnozis , we should compare notes and treat the illness in the same
manner ,
mirjam

 




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