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August 15th 07, 03:28 PM
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OT - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
Enjoy, jennellh @ g mail.com The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent..." 
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August 15th 07, 04:38 PM
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OT - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
That made me cry. Golly, that's funny. Polly
"jennellh" wrote in message oups.com... Enjoy, jennellh @ g mail.com The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent..."
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August 16th 07, 07:49 PM
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OT - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
That is a good one. Thanks!
Vikki in WA State "jennellh" wrote in message oups.com... Enjoy, jennellh @ g mail.com The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent..."
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August 16th 07, 08:39 PM
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OT - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
"jennellh" wrote in message oups.com... Enjoy, jennellh @ g mail.com hehehehehehe...........that's a "fw"! Thanks for the chuckle. Val
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August 16th 07, 10:21 PM
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OT - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! I love it. Noticeboard here we come - with suitable
kudos to Jennel -- Sharon from Melbourne Australia (Queen of Down Under) http://s195.photobucket.com/albums/z37/shazrules/ "jennellh" wrote in message oups.com... Enjoy, jennellh @ g mail.com The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent..."
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