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Old August 16th 07, 02:40 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
jennellh
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Default On topic - "smirk"

My friend who will be the recipient of "Shambles" sent this to me
today. I say that it is On Topic because it does advise us to finish
all the things that we started.....how can you not agree? jennellh
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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with
the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST

1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the Penguins from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see
things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving this house
morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a
bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder
of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some
saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

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