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On topic - "smirk"
My friend who will be the recipient of "Shambles" sent this to me
today. I say that it is On Topic because it does advise us to finish all the things that we started.....how can you not agree? jennellh ) This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. BREAKFAST 1 Grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Penguin Biscuit AFTERNOON TEA The rest of the Penguins from the packet 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping DINNER 4 bottles of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size Supreme pizza 3 snickers bars LATE NIGHT SNACK 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts" Here's some advice for you: Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving this house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. |
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