VOT. Sorry Joan!!!!

Two Minnesotans, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They
head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of
dem der little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts
the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the
shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs
near Brainerd Lake . At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot
drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out
of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole
watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Der's MOR!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop,
too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute
says He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge
of the cliff.

Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm
never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Der's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which
he pulls a chicken.

Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock
and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
yumping, den Knute parrotshooting, and now Lars, hengliding .."

Dat's all. Der ain't no mor!

"Gillian Murray" wrote in message
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Two Minnesotans, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head
to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes
over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem der
little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the
budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop,
get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near
Brainerd Lake . At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and
says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag,
puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven
falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says:
"By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Der's MOR!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop,
too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in
one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says He
takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the
cliff.

Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm
never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Der's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which
he pulls a chicken.

Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls himself
off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks
his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
yumping, den Knute parrotshooting, and now Lars, hengliding .."

Dat's all. Der ain't no mor!



GGGRRRRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNNN-At last, there is no more--

I hope you never walk under any flying birds because they might want to get
even with you for posting this one. RD&H

Lucille

OY THE PAIN1111111111 Gil -- that's just plain bad!! Bad, Bad, Bad. I
have passed it along to Dh and the family in MN! They will LOVE this,
as do I -- LOLOLOL! CiaoMeow ^;;^

Gillian Murray wrote:
Two Minnesotans, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They
head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of
dem der little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts
the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the
shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs
near Brainerd Lake . At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot
drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out
of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole
watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Der's MOR!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop,
too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute
says He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge
of the cliff.

Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm
never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Der's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which
he pulls a chicken.

Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock
and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
yumping, den Knute parrotshooting, and now Lars, hengliding .."

Dat's all. Der ain't no mor!




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PAX, Tia Mary ^;;^ (RCTQ Queen of Kitties)
Angels can't show their wings on earth but nothing was ever said about
their whiskers!
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That is so bad! forwarding to DD with her birds

On Nov 18, 12:59*pm, Gillian Murray wrote:
Two Minnesotans, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They
head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of
dem der little budgies in dat cage up * dere," says Sven. The owner puts
the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the * birds, leave the
shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of * some big cliffs
near Brainerd Lake . * At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot
drop and says, "Dis * looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out
of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole
watches as Sven falls *all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Der's MOR!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop,
too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff * carrying another paper bag
in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute
says He takes a parrot from the bag and * throws himself over the edge
of the cliff.

Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm
never trying dat parrotshooting * either."

BUT VAIT!!! Der's MORE, you *betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which
* *he pulls a chicken.

Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock
* *and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
yumping, den Knute parrotshooting, and now Lars, hengliding .."

Dat's all. Der ain't no mor!

That was delightfully awful!! Thanks

LOLOLOL! Don't worry about hurting *my* feelings! I'm mostly
German! It's DH with the Scandahoovian name!

Great joke, though!

J