OT - Joke (Grandma and Grandpa)

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The evangelist
called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand
on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be
healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the
set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have
great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and
his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The
purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."




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I've said it before, but I'll say i again for the benefit of recent
newbies -you are a terrible women!!!!-not a beverage warning in sight!

Annie, England (who will be able to go start sewing when she stops
chuckling)

"LN \(remove NOSPAM\)" wrote in message ...
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The evangelist
called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand
on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be
healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the
set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have
great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and
his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The
purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."




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Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.588 / Virus Database: 372 - Release Date: 2/13/2004

"LN (remove NOSPAM)" wrote:

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The evangelist
called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand
on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be
healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the
set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have
great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and
his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The
purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."

Hehehehehehehehe!
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