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Rubber stamp addiction?
Laurie,
Thought you (and Geoff) would enjoy this, if you haven't seen it already: Rubber Stamp Warning! A recent study indicated that Rubber Stamps and EP give off certain Pheromones that actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase unreasonable amounts. When stored in large quantities in enclosed spaces, the Pheromones (Rubber) cause memory loss and induce the nesting syndrome (similar to the one squirrels have before the onset of winter i.e. storing food), therefore perpetuating their species. Sound tests have also revealed that the Rubber emits a very high-pitched sound, heard only by a select few, a breed of women known as "Rubber Stampers". When played backwards on an LP, the sounds are heard as chants, "buy me, stamp me, emboss me". In order to overcome the so called "feeding frenzy effect" that these Rubber Stamps cause, one must wear a face mask when entering a storage facility and use ear plugs to avoid being pulled into their grip. (One must laugh, however, at the sight of customers in a Stamp store, with WW2 army gas masks and headphones!). Studies have also indicated that aliens have inhabited the earth, helping to spread the effects that these Stamps have on the human population. They are called "STAMP STORE CLERKS" (or "stampin' up demonstrators"!) It's also been experienced that these same Pheromones cause a pathological need to hide these Stamp purchases when taken home (or at least blend them into the existing stash), and when asked by significant other if the Stamp is new, the reply is "I've had it for a while." See you tomorrow. Love, Mom |
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"hansen" wrote: A recent study indicated that Rubber Stamps and EP give off certain Pheromones that actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase unreasonable amounts. Since I'm a guy, that makes me wonder what my excuse is. :-) And yes, I sniff my unmounted rubber. Jeff -- http://www.serv.net/~santa So da ne! |
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That's OK, Jeff. when I was a kid, I loved the smell of gasoline. Of
course, that's before all the additives, etc. Elise |
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