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TIDBITS 06/27/04
If any of you want Tidbits emailed directly, let me know and
I'll take care of it. Additionally, if you have friends who you think would enjoy Tidbits, please make them aware of us. URL (http://www.tyler-adam.com) ====================================== The Map and the Sapphire It's the dawn of time. Mists hang heavily over the wooded land. A great hunter wields his club and gestures. They do not understand. He sees a mammoth in the distance. He walks over and smashes the creature's skull and wrenches loose one tusk. The hunter is quite strong. He is beautiful. His crooked nose ... his dripping infected eye ... front teeth missing from an earlier encounter with a saber-tooth ... his wife can not take her eyes off of him. He lugs back the tusk and begins to inscribe upon it with a piece of rock. They watch him. They see the river ... the trees ... the canyon ... and the herd of oxen. They understand. The hunter has shown them where the food is. He has made the first map ... similar to the one found in the Ukraine in 1966 which dates back some twelve thousand years. According to Persian lore ... the world rests upon a giant sapphire which reflects upon the sky causing the blue coloration of the heavens. Quick ... by a show of hands ... how many of you naively thought the blue came from the color of oxygen? Amazing--is it not--how modern technology and human enlightenment befuddles the mind and clouds the senses into a dreamlike belief that magic and lore are nothing more than mere bagatelles of unimportance when compared to the noble gravity of science. But I digress. So ... from the great warrior of the stone age to the myth of the color of the sky ... I bring you the Kashmir Sapphire ... the finest of the fine in coloration. And not only will I show you a sapphire from Kashmir .... I will also show you an ancient map in order to better enable those of you in quest of impossible dreams to go a sapphire-huntin'. If--at the end of your quest--you don't find that sapphire of your dreams ... I accept no responsibility ... it is you who were remiss in your efforts. On the other hand ... should you find one ... I get ten percent of the proceeds for having shown you the way. Fair? You are all surely wondering how the first Kashmir sapphire was discovered. You might even venture forth with original utterance and say: Hey ... Benjamin ... how was the first Kashmir sapphire discovered? Permit me to retort. The year:1880. We're on the southwest slopes of the Zanskar mountains. There's a rumble. The air vibrates with danger. Landslide! And when it's over ... sapphires appear ... of such hue and color as had never before been seen. The maharajah of Kashmir recognizes a good thing when he sees one. He controls trade .... he sends military troops to control the mines. Which brings forth the old adage: Where there's money ... there's the military. Or something like that. About the sapphire. 138.35 carats. Kashmir origin. No indication of thermal treatment. No value given. Is it the greatest ... the biggest .... the best? Nay nay sweet boids of yute. There's one weighing around 548 carats which resides in the Green Vault in Dresden. It is known as "Peter the Great's Nose". I can not even begin to guess at the reason for this quaint moniker ... and so I shall not try. do- -however- -extend an invitation to one and all to venture an answer to this conundrum and email me your guesses. So why ... you all may well ask again ... why am I showing you this sapphire? Well ... the answer is simplicity itself. It's the one for which I have an image. Additionally ... not only do I not have an image of Peter the Great's Nose ... it is also not a sapphire from Kashmir. And so ... like Cyrano ... I end my refrain. For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may I direct you to my home page at www.tyler-adam.com where you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to the area that says Tidbits Graphics ... and then click on the link that says: Kashmir .... where you'll see an image of the sapphire ... and an image of an ancient map that may well guide you along the back roads to insane wealth. And there ya have it. That's it for this week folks. Catch you all next week. Benjamin Mark All issues of Tidbits are copyrighted and available from our home page. All rights reserved. _________________________________________________ SIGN UP FOR OUR FREE E-MAIL NEWSLETTER: TIDBITS Available From Our Home Page At: http://www.tyler-adam.com Any Day-Gifts Galore-Visit Tyler-Adam Corp. _________________________________________________ --Browse the vast resources of TAC-Bourse-- --Our Diamond Search Engine-- _________________________________________________ TYLER-ADAM CORP.--Jewelry Manufacturers Tel: 1-800-20-TYLER E-Mail to: |
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I just have to say, Benjamin mark, every time I see these lovely TidBits, it
creeps me out. Not in a bad way, but it does creep me out. My Husband's name is Adam, and my youngest child's name is Tyler. So the URL creeps me out. LOL. But I do appreciate these gems you provide ~Candace~ Orphan Beads Low cost and bartering for the financially challenged beader http://snipurl.com/6s4t |
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Candace:
My sister is the gem and jewelry buyer for a small (4 stores, I think) family owned "chain" of stores. About 3 months ago, she got a call from a vendor, and he introduced himself " Hi, I'm Adam Graham from XYZ company". Our two oldest nephews names are Adam and Graham. Lisa "Candace" wrote in message ... I just have to say, Benjamin mark, every time I see these lovely TidBits, it creeps me out. Not in a bad way, but it does creep me out. My Husband's name is Adam, and my youngest child's name is Tyler. So the URL creeps me out. LOL. But I do appreciate these gems you provide ~Candace~ Orphan Beads Low cost and bartering for the financially challenged beader http://snipurl.com/6s4t |
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A little unsettling, I bet.
Candace: My sister is the gem and jewelry buyer for a small (4 stores, I think) family owned "chain" of stores. About 3 months ago, she got a call from a vendor, and he introduced himself " Hi, I'm Adam Graham from XYZ company". Our two oldest nephews names are Adam and Graham. Lisa "Candace" wrote in message ... I just have to say, Benjamin mark, every time I see these lovely TidBits, it creeps me out. Not in a bad way, but it does creep me out. My Husband's name is Adam, and my youngest child's name is Tyler. So the URL creeps me out. LOL. But I do appreciate these gems you provide ~Candace~ Orphan Beads Low cost and bartering for the financially challenged beader http://snipurl.com/6s4t |
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