FOR KARLEEN (and other old single women, LOL)

Reminds me of the e-mail I got yesterday, apologizing for any
incontinence they may have caused me.

ROFL...
Barbara

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Beckibead wrote:
I haven't slept much the last two days. A LOT going on, jobwise and
interview wise, plus good old premenopause not sleeping. Like I
needed any help with that.

So, I open my email on a dating site this morning. This unnamed man
is trying to tell me that he is good husband material. He says,
(direct quote) "I have soaked my wild oats."

I cannot quit laughing. The man soaked his wild oats. I've got the
giggle so bad, I don't know what to do with myself.

Becki

On Jul 11, 2:06 pm, Beckibead wrote:
I haven't slept much the last two days. A LOT going on, jobwise and
interview wise, plus good old premenopause not sleeping. Like I
needed any help with that.

So, I open my email on a dating site this morning. This unnamed man
is trying to tell me that he is good husband material. He says,
(direct quote) "I have soaked my wild oats."

I cannot quit laughing. The man soaked his wild oats. I've got the
giggle so bad, I don't know what to do with myself.

Becki

Not sure you want that one girl soaking his oats indeed Giggle hes not
even good for phone sex lol!

Becki,
I'm so glad you're back!

Georgia

"Beckibead" wrote in message
ps.com...
I haven't slept much the last two days. A LOT going on, jobwise and
interview wise, plus good old premenopause not sleeping. Like I
needed any help with that.

So, I open my email on a dating site this morning. This unnamed man
is trying to tell me that he is good husband material. He says,
(direct quote) "I have soaked my wild oats."

I cannot quit laughing. The man soaked his wild oats. I've got the
giggle so bad, I don't know what to do with myself.

Becki

So he is ready to cook porridge then,
Shirley




In message om,
Beckibead writes
I haven't slept much the last two days. A LOT going on, jobwise and
interview wise, plus good old premenopause not sleeping. Like I
needed any help with that.

So, I open my email on a dating site this morning. This unnamed man
is trying to tell me that he is good husband material. He says,
(direct quote) "I have soaked my wild oats."

I cannot quit laughing. The man soaked his wild oats. I've got the
giggle so bad, I don't know what to do with myself.

Becki


--
Shirley Shone

http://www.allcrafts.org.uk

On Jul 11, 5:53 pm, Barbara Forbes-Lyons
wrote:


Reminds me of the e-mail I got yesterday, apologizing for any
incontinence they may have caused me.

ROFL...

It would be hard for me to be happier than I am, right at this
moment. LOL.

Becki

If he's soaked his wild oats, does that mean he now has cereal??


Patti

Oatmeal? LOL

"cold porridge in the pot three days old"

hahahahahahahahaha

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"Patti" wrote in message
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If he's soaked his wild oats, does that mean he now has cereal??


Patti

I dunno Beck, maybe you should grab this one! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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"Beckibead" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Jul 11, 5:53 pm, Barbara Forbes-Lyons
wrote:


Reminds me of the e-mail I got yesterday, apologizing for any
incontinence they may have caused me.

ROFL...

It would be hard for me to be happier than I am, right at this
moment. LOL.

Becki

I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. The first post was funny enough,
but the responses were great, too. Good thing I wasn't drinking
anything, or the keyboard would be as wet as that guy's oats!

LOL ooookay, that's just creepy!!

--
Kandice Seeber
www.lampwork.net

"Beckibead" wrote in message
ps.com...
I haven't slept much the last two days. A LOT going on, jobwise and
interview wise, plus good old premenopause not sleeping. Like I
needed any help with that.

So, I open my email on a dating site this morning. This unnamed man
is trying to tell me that he is good husband material. He says,
(direct quote) "I have soaked my wild oats."

I cannot quit laughing. The man soaked his wild oats. I've got the
giggle so bad, I don't know what to do with myself.

Becki