Waaay OT, but funny!: Dress Code, Seniors

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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near
50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves We're
unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we
are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the
designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world.

So I made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results.
I don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have
seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and
thus should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you
shop.



--
Joan

See my first-ever design he
http://www.heritageshoppe.com/joan.jpg

"Stitch when you are young and poor, frame when you are old and rich."
- Elizabeth's (rctn'r) sister's MIL (Barbara Marr)