OT Three Wishes

Three wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She
went into the
woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If
you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that
there was a condition to your wishes that what ever you wish for, your
husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to
be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that
this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis, that women will flock too." The woman replied, "That will be okay
because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for
me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten
times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is
mine is his and what is his is mine."

So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:

Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with us!


--
Royce
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Royce wrote:

Three wishes

OUCH!
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{{snorty-snort}}! Oh what a wonderful joke. Thank you

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Sharon From Melbourne Australia (Qof DU)
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"Royce" wrote in message
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Three wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She
went into the
woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,
"If
you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that
there was a condition to your wishes that what ever you wish for, your
husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted
to
be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that
this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,
an
Adonis, that women will flock too." The woman replied, "That will be okay
because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for
me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be
ten
times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what
is
mine is his and what is his is mine."

So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:

Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with us!


--
Royce
A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.