OT Diaries!!

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day Number 180
8:00 a.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 a.m. OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 a.m. OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 a.m. OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 a.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 p.m. OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 p.m. OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 p.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 p.m. OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 a.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 a.m. OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 a.m. OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 a.m. OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 a.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 p.m. OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 p.m. OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 p.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 p.m. OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 a.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 a.m. OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 a.m. OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 a.m. OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 a.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 p.m. OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 p.m. oooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 p.m. OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 p.m. OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 p.m. OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!



EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
Day 752
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Day 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try
this on their bed.

Day 765
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I was...Hmmmm. Not working
according to plan.

Day 768
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was
chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between
my teeth.

Day 771
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed
in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call "beer..." More
importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage.

Day 774
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He
is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an
informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports on
my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his
safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time....

This is cute, gillian! Very much like our own pets (minus the dog).

cowie

PS: How's the search coming for the map chart? I still have to restitch that
stupid eagle!

Still haven't found it. However after Christmas I am starting on a massive
"cleaning out" of cupboards, drawers etc. I am sure to find it then. Good
luck with the "stupid eagle"!
Gillian
"CowieLuv" wrote in message
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This is cute, gillian! Very much like our own pets (minus the dog).

cowie

PS: How's the search coming for the map chart? I still have to restitch
that
stupid eagle!