OT joke- bossy man

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his
self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read
on the train on the way home. He finished the book by the time he
reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that -
I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can
relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," his wife replied.


--
Jules

jules wrote:


A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his
self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read
on the train on the way home. He finished the book by the time he
reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that -
I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can
relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," his wife replied.


--
Jules


Quite right, too! ;D
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DH wouldn't want to try this one in MY house! LOL

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"jules" wrote in message
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A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his
self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read
on the train on the way home. He finished the book by the time he
reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that -
I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can
relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," his wife replied.


--
Jules