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Old August 16th 10, 02:39 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Dr. Zachary Smith
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Whoah! Careful there, Donna - chocolate is extremely poisonous to
dogs!
http://tinyurl.com/25j2f78

The stronger the chocolate/cocoa, the more poisonous, so they often
get away with small amounts of milk chocolate with no/little adverse
effects. Half a can of hot cocoa mix might not be too bad since it's
likely mostly suger, but if that were half a can of pure cocoa, I'd be
(personally) heading to the vets!

Doc

On Aug 14, 10:16*pm, "Donna in Idaho"
wrote:
Now I don't feel so bad about dumping almost half a can of hot cocoa mix all
over the cabinet top and floor one morning. *I'm sure it was easier to clean
up than the Parmesan was.

Donna in Idaho

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Old August 16th 10, 02:41 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Dr. Zachary Smith
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Dare I?...

It ain't easy bein' cheesy...

Doc

On Aug 14, 10:49*pm, "Leslie& The Furbabies in MO."
wrote:
Sheesh! *It was like having Italian-flavored dandruff! * I had to wash my
hair- every time I sat down The HairyButt Gang mobbed me trying to lick my
hair. * Yuck! *;-)

I'm still picking Parmesan out of my purse. *I had to do some extensive
explaining at the grocery store this afternoon when I pulled out my money
and cheese came with it!

I feel your pain with having a messy kitchen.

Leslie & The Furbabies in MO

"Donna in Idaho" wrote in ...



Now I don't feel so bad about dumping almost half a can of hot cocoa mix
all over the cabinet top and floor one morning. *I'm sure it was easier to
clean up than the Parmesan was.


Donna in Idaho


"Leslie& The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
...
Wanna learn a cool, no-hassle, no effort, no cost way to get your kitchen
floor mopped?


I was making some Parmesan Garlic Bread to go with my salad and meatloaf.
I buttered the bread and grabbed the green shaker container of good ol'
Kraft Grated Parmesan Cheese. * It had formed into a lump, so I gave it
four good *hard* shakes. * But..... the top wasn't completely closed.. * I
have Parmesan cheese down my shirt/bra, in my hair, in my purse, covering
the butter in the butter dish, all over the countertops, the dishes in
the dish drainer and the floor...... and the backs of each of my three
dogs was generously sprinkled with cheese, too.


The HairyButt Gang was more than happy to 'mop' the kitchen floor with
their tongues and get it all nice and sticky clean! * As an added bonus,
they licked each other clean, too! * Well, on each others' backs. * Where
the cheese landed.....


Never a dull moment in *my* house!


Happy Friday The Thirteenth!!!


Leslie & The CheesyBack Gang in MO.


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Old August 16th 10, 02:43 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Bonnie Patterson[_2_]
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We have a guest dog that visits for a week 2 or 3 times per year, she
hates flies and follows them diligently. We always tell her that if
she catches it she can eat it!

Unfortunately our own big girl has her eyes on the occasional unlucky
rabbit that gets through our fence, three of those have lost their
lives in the last two years. We do not encourage that behavior! BUT,
it is hard to stop a prey dog --hound-- it's in their genetics.

Bonnie, in Middletown, VA



On Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:35:31 -0700 (PDT), "Dr. Zachary Smith"
wrote:

On Aug 13, 10:43*pm, AuntK wrote:
On Aug 13, 7:24*pm, "Leslie& The Furbabies in MO."





wrote:
Wanna learn a cool, no-hassle, no effort, no cost way to get your kitchen
floor mopped?


I was making some Parmesan Garlic Bread to go with my salad and meatloaf. *I
buttered the bread and grabbed the green shaker container of good ol' Kraft
Grated Parmesan Cheese. * It had formed into a lump, so I gave it four good
*hard* shakes. * But..... the top wasn't completely closed. * I have
Parmesan cheese down my shirt/bra, in my hair, in my purse, covering the
butter in the butter dish, all over the countertops, the dishes in the dish
drainer and the floor...... and the backs of each of my three dogs was
generously sprinkled with cheese, too.


The HairyButt Gang was more than happy to 'mop' the kitchen floor with their
tongues and get it all nice and sticky clean! * As an added bonus, they
licked each other clean, too! * Well, on each others' backs. * Where the
cheese landed.....


Never a dull moment in *my* house!


Happy Friday The Thirteenth!!!


Leslie & The CheesyBack Gang in MO.


I needed only read the sender and the first line to anticipate the
rest - takes one to know one. Anything tasty that gets dropped on our
floor gets the whole floor cleaned... just in case there might be
more. The latest game is bug-hunting. Ears cocked forward with
concentration like you only hear about. He seems to have a special
prediliction for no-see-ums - he can both see-um *and* catch-um...
Clomp!


Reminds me of the story...Folks came to dinner at a friend's house.
For some reason, the cleanliness of the dishes was questioned. *The
hosts replied 'Our dishes are as clean as soap and water can get
them'. *After everyone, including guests, had finished dinner the
hosts put all the plates on the floor and called 'Soap'; 'Water' and
the 2 dogs ran to the plates and licked them clean! *Mind you, ours do
go in the dishwasher after that! *Never have to worry about spilled/
dropped foodstuffs in our house!

Kim in NJ- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


For a second there, I thought you were going to say they had one of
these...
http://www.gentlegiantsrescue.com/im...ers%20work.jpg

But it sounds like an old movie I saw recently - don't recall the
title - with two great danes named, "Get off the rug!" and "You too!"

Doc

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Old August 16th 10, 03:12 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
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On 14/08/2010 15:35, Dr. Zachary Smith wrote:
On Aug 13, 10:43 pm, wrote:
On Aug 13, 7:24 pm, "Leslie& The Furbabies in MO."





wrote:
Wanna learn a cool, no-hassle, no effort, no cost way to get your kitchen
floor mopped?


I was making some Parmesan Garlic Bread to go with my salad and meatloaf. I
buttered the bread and grabbed the green shaker container of good ol' Kraft
Grated Parmesan Cheese. It had formed into a lump, so I gave it four good
*hard* shakes. But..... the top wasn't completely closed. I have
Parmesan cheese down my shirt/bra, in my hair, in my purse, covering the
butter in the butter dish, all over the countertops, the dishes in the dish
drainer and the floor...... and the backs of each of my three dogs was
generously sprinkled with cheese, too.


The HairyButt Gang was more than happy to 'mop' the kitchen floor with their
tongues and get it all nice and sticky clean! As an added bonus, they
licked each other clean, too! Well, on each others' backs. Where the
cheese landed.....


Never a dull moment in *my* house!


Happy Friday The Thirteenth!!!


Leslie& The CheesyBack Gang in MO.


I needed only read the sender and the first line to anticipate the
rest - takes one to know one. Anything tasty that gets dropped on our
floor gets the whole floor cleaned... just in case there might be
more. The latest game is bug-hunting. Ears cocked forward with
concentration like you only hear about. He seems to have a special
prediliction for no-see-ums - he can both see-um *and* catch-um...
Clomp!


Reminds me of the story...Folks came to dinner at a friend's house.
For some reason, the cleanliness of the dishes was questioned. The
hosts replied 'Our dishes are as clean as soap and water can get
them'. After everyone, including guests, had finished dinner the
hosts put all the plates on the floor and called 'Soap'; 'Water' and
the 2 dogs ran to the plates and licked them clean! Mind you, ours do
go in the dishwasher after that! Never have to worry about spilled/
dropped foodstuffs in our house!

Kim in NJ- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


For a second there, I thought you were going to say they had one of
these...
http://www.gentlegiantsrescue.com/im...ers%20work.jpg

But it sounds like an old movie I saw recently - don't recall the
title - with two great danes named, "Get off the rug!" and "You too!"

Doc


Thank you for todays mad giggle.

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!
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Old August 16th 10, 03:14 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
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On 16/08/2010 14:43, Bonnie Patterson wrote:
We have a guest dog that visits for a week 2 or 3 times per year, she
hates flies and follows them diligently. We always tell her that if
she catches it she can eat it!

Unfortunately our own big girl has her eyes on the occasional unlucky
rabbit that gets through our fence, three of those have lost their
lives in the last two years. We do not encourage that behavior! BUT,
it is hard to stop a prey dog --hound-- it's in their genetics.

Bonnie, in Middletown, VA


Our Cornflake kitty regularly goe bunny hunting in the fields and
orchards. Take away bunny is just fine, but I wish he'd learn to bin
the wrappings! And the green wobbly bit...

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!
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Old August 16th 10, 03:28 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Dr. Zachary Smith
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Heavy Sigh... I'm not going to say it's easy, especially once the
pattern is established, but it's the predilection that's in their
genetics; the behavior can be channelled/modified.

I'm not preaching either; hunting and varmint control are legit. Just
saying if you seriously wanted to change the behavior, it can be done.

Doc

On Aug 16, 9:43*am, Bonnie Patterson
wrote:
We have a guest dog that visits for a week 2 or 3 times per year, she
hates flies and follows them diligently. We always tell her that if
she catches it she can eat it!

Unfortunately our own big girl has her eyes on the occasional unlucky
rabbit that gets through our fence, three of those have lost their
lives in the last two years. We do not encourage that behavior! BUT,
it is hard to stop a prey dog --hound-- it's in their genetics.

Bonnie, in Middletown, VA

On Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:35:31 -0700 (PDT), "Dr. Zachary Smith"



wrote:
On Aug 13, 10:43*pm, AuntK wrote:
On Aug 13, 7:24*pm, "Leslie& The Furbabies in MO."


wrote:
Wanna learn a cool, no-hassle, no effort, no cost way to get your kitchen
floor mopped?


I was making some Parmesan Garlic Bread to go with my salad and meatloaf. *I
buttered the bread and grabbed the green shaker container of good ol' Kraft
Grated Parmesan Cheese. * It had formed into a lump, so I gave it four good
*hard* shakes. * But..... the top wasn't completely closed. * I have
Parmesan cheese down my shirt/bra, in my hair, in my purse, covering the
butter in the butter dish, all over the countertops, the dishes in the dish
drainer and the floor...... and the backs of each of my three dogs was
generously sprinkled with cheese, too.


The HairyButt Gang was more than happy to 'mop' the kitchen floor with their
tongues and get it all nice and sticky clean! * As an added bonus, they
licked each other clean, too! * Well, on each others' backs. * Where the
cheese landed.....


Never a dull moment in *my* house!


Happy Friday The Thirteenth!!!


Leslie & The CheesyBack Gang in MO.


I needed only read the sender and the first line to anticipate the
rest - takes one to know one. *Anything tasty that gets dropped on our
floor gets the whole floor cleaned... just in case there might be
more. *The latest game is bug-hunting. *Ears cocked forward with
concentration like you only hear about. *He seems to have a special
prediliction for no-see-ums - he can both see-um *and* catch-um...
Clomp!


Reminds me of the story...Folks came to dinner at a friend's house.
For some reason, the cleanliness of the dishes was questioned. *The
hosts replied 'Our dishes are as clean as soap and water can get
them'. *After everyone, including guests, had finished dinner the
hosts put all the plates on the floor and called 'Soap'; 'Water' and
the 2 dogs ran to the plates and licked them clean! *Mind you, ours do
go in the dishwasher after that! *Never have to worry about spilled/
dropped foodstuffs in our house!


Kim in NJ- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


For a second there, I thought you were going to say they had one of
these...
http://www.gentlegiantsrescue.com/im...ers%20work.jpg


But it sounds like an old movie I saw recently - don't recall the
title - with two great danes named, "Get off the rug!" and "You too!"


Doc- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


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Old August 16th 10, 03:45 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Allison
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Default OT The Blonde Efficiency Expert sez-

It's a law of the universe....things tend towards chaos!

Allison


Donna in Idaho wrote:
Now I don't feel so bad about dumping almost half a can of hot cocoa mix all
over the cabinet top and floor one morning. I'm sure it was easier to clean
up than the Parmesan was.

Donna in Idaho

"Leslie& The Furbabies in MO." wrote in message
...
Wanna learn a cool, no-hassle, no effort, no cost way to get your kitchen
floor mopped?

I was making some Parmesan Garlic Bread to go with my salad and meatloaf.
I buttered the bread and grabbed the green shaker container of good ol'
Kraft Grated Parmesan Cheese. It had formed into a lump, so I gave it
four good *hard* shakes. But..... the top wasn't completely closed. I
have Parmesan cheese down my shirt/bra, in my hair, in my purse, covering
the butter in the butter dish, all over the countertops, the dishes in the
dish drainer and the floor...... and the backs of each of my three dogs
was generously sprinkled with cheese, too.

The HairyButt Gang was more than happy to 'mop' the kitchen floor with
their tongues and get it all nice and sticky clean! As an added bonus,
they licked each other clean, too! Well, on each others' backs. Where
the cheese landed.....

Never a dull moment in *my* house!

Happy Friday The Thirteenth!!!

Leslie & The CheesyBack Gang in MO.


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Old August 16th 10, 04:11 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Taria
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Default OT The Blonde Efficiency Expert sez-

DD refers to our Ginger pooch as a 'birdurer'. bird/murderer that is. She
has a tendency to catch a bird now and then. Mice too.
She makes a full time job out of chasing mice and there
aren't too many of them. She is driven . At least her energy doesn't go to
detroying stuff around the house.
Taria


"Bonnie Patterson" wrote in message
...
We have a guest dog that visits for a week 2 or 3 times per year, she
hates flies and follows them diligently. We always tell her that if
she catches it she can eat it!

Unfortunately our own big girl has her eyes on the occasional unlucky
rabbit that gets through our fence, three of those have lost their
lives in the last two years. We do not encourage that behavior! BUT,
it is hard to stop a prey dog --hound-- it's in their genetics.

Bonnie, in Middletown, VA



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Old August 16th 10, 07:33 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Lizzy Taylor
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Default OT The Blonde Efficiency Expert sez-

On 16/08/10 15:14, Kate XXXXXX wrote:
Our Cornflake kitty regularly goe bunny hunting in the fields and
orchards. Take away bunny is just fine, but I wish he'd learn to bin the
wrappings! And the green wobbly bit...


But we all know that "you don't eat the green wobbly bit" ;-)

Lizzy


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Old August 16th 10, 08:02 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
Donna in Idaho[_2_]
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No problem - don't have dogs anymore. Last one had to be put down about a
month before my husband passed away last summer and I've decided I don't
want another. However, I am well aware of the fact that chocolate and dogs
isn't a good thing!

Donna in Idaho

"Dr. Zachary Smith" wrote in message
...
Whoah! Careful there, Donna - chocolate is extremely poisonous to
dogs!
http://tinyurl.com/25j2f78

The stronger the chocolate/cocoa, the more poisonous, so they often
get away with small amounts of milk chocolate with no/little adverse
effects. Half a can of hot cocoa mix might not be too bad since it's
likely mostly suger, but if that were half a can of pure cocoa, I'd be
(personally) heading to the vets!

Doc

On Aug 14, 10:16 pm, "Donna in Idaho"
wrote:
Now I don't feel so bad about dumping almost half a can of hot cocoa mix
all
over the cabinet top and floor one morning. I'm sure it was easier to
clean
up than the Parmesan was.

Donna in Idaho


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