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http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigdogmetoo.htm
Click on "next warrior" (just below "Flame Warrior Roster") to advance -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney UK http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b54af |
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On Aug 27, 10:46*am, "Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)"
wrote: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigdogmetoo.htm Click on "next warrior" (just below "Flame Warrior Roster") to advance -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney UK http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b54af Bruce that is quite funny mirjam |
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"Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)" wrote in message ... http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigdogmetoo.htm Click on "next warrior" (just below "Flame Warrior Roster") to advance -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney UK http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b54af Brilliant, Bruce - I think everyone`s represented! Where on earth (or cyberspace) did you find it? Pat |
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Pat P wrote:
"Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)" wrote in message ... http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigdogmetoo.htm Click on "next warrior" (just below "Flame Warrior Roster") to advance -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney UK http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b54af Brilliant, Bruce - I think everyone`s represented! Where on earth (or cyberspace) did you find it? Pat I got the link from another newsgroup. I think it should be required viewing for all members of all newsgroups g -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney UK http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b54af |
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lucretia borgia wrote in
: On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:31:41 +0100, "Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)" opined: I got the link from another newsgroup. I think it should be required viewing for all members of all newsgroups g They've been around a long time, it was the Grammarian that I first saw and that was in the last century ! RDH I am the Very Model of a Usenet Personality Song by Tom Holt, from a newgroup posting dated 1998/03/07 I am the very model of a usenet personality. I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality. Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted too, On all the countless newgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to. Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling, And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling. My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you. I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it). I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it. My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia, Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia. The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery, Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery. I say I'm plain and simple, but that's merely lies and vanity, The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity. If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to; If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to; If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery; If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery; If I survive to twenty, which is somewhat problematical; If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical; If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate; Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate? But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face, It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace. To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity Would be a fitting punishment for all my plain simplicity. |
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lucretia borgia wrote:
On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:02:19 -0500, Keith Barber opined: I am the Very Model of a Usenet Personality Song by Tom Holt, from a newgroup posting dated 1998/03/07 I am the very model of a usenet personality. I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality. Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted too, On all the countless newgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to. Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling, And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling. My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you. I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it). I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it. My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia, Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia. The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery, Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery. I say I'm plain and simple, but that's merely lies and vanity, The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity. If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to; If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to; If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery; If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery; If I survive to twenty, which is somewhat problematical; If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical; If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate; Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate? But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face, It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace. To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity Would be a fitting punishment for all my plain simplicity. That is fabulous ! I would think that is old too as it refers to paying the bill for downloading troll posts lol Thinking of that, some wit on the radio the other day said 'Who recognises this sound?" and it was the noise the old dial up used to make when one checked in. Not hard to miss that sound, as some fax machines still do that when you send a fax (yeah, faxes do still exist). -- ^..^ This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help her wipe out Bunny's world domination. -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)© email me at nalee1964 (at) comcast (dot) net http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep |
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On Aug 27, 9:03*am, lucretia borgia
wrote: Thinking of that, some wit on the radio the other day said 'Who recognises this sound?" and it was the noise the old dial up used to make when one checked in. *Used* to make???? Mine still does! There was an article in the paper the other day about how ND has one of the slowest download speeds in the country. I think it said something like 1.5MB/sec. Someone wrote a letter to the editor saying he wished he could get downloads that "slow", since his connects at 36Kb. I thought to myself, I wish I could get 36Kb!!!! I get it at 24. sigh Joan, in ND, the forgotten state |
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"lucretia borgia" wrote On Aug 27, 9:03 am, lucretia borgia wrote: Thinking of that, some wit on the radio the other day said 'Who recognises this sound?" and it was the noise the old dial up used to make when one checked in. *Used* to make???? Mine still does! There was an article in the paper the other day about how ND has one of the slowest download speeds in the country. I think it said something like 1.5MB/sec. Someone wrote a letter to the editor saying he wished he could get downloads that "slow", since his connects at 36Kb. I thought to myself, I wish I could get 36Kb!!!! I get it at 24. sigh Joan, in ND, the forgotten state Well you people out west... RDH It is probably interference from the mountains. Dawne |
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On Aug 26, 9:46*pm, "Bruce Fletcher (remove dentures to reply)"
wrote: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigdogmetoo.htm Click on "next warrior" (just below "Flame Warrior Roster") to advance -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney UK http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b54af Ok...that is simply...well...bad *ss! "Thanks for sharing" roflmao...yeah, right,... like that's me... hahahahah smiles, alicia in Hawaii |
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